“We Tell Ourselves Lies To Survive When We Know The Truth Will Kill Us.”

Shania Twain & Taylor Swift - Thelma & Louise Parody (CMT Music Awards 2011 Opening)

Think about the place where you first met me In a getaway car, oh-oh-oh

Thelma & Louise (1991) x On the Road with Best Friends Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss (Vogue) (x)

I'd be just like Leo

I didn't even know Gigi+ Leo dated, but it reminded me of our man Taylor...

I'd be just like Leo In Saint-Tropez

Taylor would definitely be THE MAN with all of her famous ex boyfriends (/ beards *cough*)

"We were talking to a company that wanted to produce the film. They had a record label. And the woman who ran the record label suggested to my manager [..] 'you know if Stephen wants, we can get him a girlfriend like they do it for Leonardo DiCaprio.'" Stephen Trask

WOW. They even deleted the “balanced part” because it was too obvious!

(For those who doubt this is real: IT IS real! Go e.g. to the web archive and see the 2021 version of the article.)

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Do you ever think about how Taylor Swift wears these rainbow and queer colored dresses for Delicate, but it’s projected in black-and-white on the stadium screen?

You know what’s really delicate? That metaphor.

The rest of the world was black-and-white,

but we were in screaming color

"Ivy" - Cincinnati - June 30, 2023 🥹

Dickinson: "Ivy" playing over the credits after a steamy sex scene between Hailee Steinfeld’s Emily and Ella Hunt’s Sue.

In addition to Evermore being released on Dec. 10, Dickinson’s birthday, Swift said in an interview that the cover art was partially inspired by a "girl sleepwalking through the forest in a nightgown in 1830," which is the year Dickinson was born. (x) (x)

So yeah, it's a war It's the goddamn fight of my life And you started it

That's so cute, the way she always looked in Karlie's direction.

Think about the good times, you and I. 🥹 Now we get to relive them again!

August 9, 2023 - Los Angeles 💙💙💙

"The seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo" quotes (Gaylor's Version)

"She and I had been taking great pains not to be seen together. It was one thing when we really were just friends, but now that we had something to hide, we had to start hiding it."

But it's been two-thousand one-hundred ninety days of our love blackout

"Fortunately, painting me as some woman who couldn't keep a husband sold more papers … than outing me. […] All I had to do was make sure that my romantic scandals felt like a story that would keep making headlines."

Got a long list of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane But I've got a blank space, baby And I'll write your name

Ideas for more? 🤔

Halloween 2023: Friends of Dorothy! 🌈

"Friend of Dorothy" Explaination

Harry & Taylor are Friends of Dorothy

not dorothy 😭

Can we talk about Karlie's doll house?

Coincidentally, it had the bedroom and bathroom on the same floor as the LOVER house. And a similar attic, too?!

What was the conclusion in 2020!? And now!? Looking back, it looks like the prototype of the LOVER house. Unless we believe that Karlie plays with dolls and/or built a house, which 2.5 years later we still don't know about. If she's sleeping on someone else's couch, that's still a weird coincidence.

Taylor is an alleged Capricorn (saturn) rising. Karlie is a Cancer (moon) rising. The moon and saturn are in rising positions here. And the strings match the visual that happens during invisible string on the eras tour. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kar(lie) is my boyfriend!