Headcannon Scenario: Gale Attempts To Move From Waterdeep To Baulders Gate And Gets Screwed Over By A

Picks him up like a stray cat

he has two modes

This Hark! A Vagrant strip is immediately what I thought of when I found those letters. I’m sticking with the hot topic implication bc it’s funnier than finding a faerûnian equivalent for France and bc fantasy hot topic would be fucking fantastic and I want to go there right now.

(The postscript says ‘no homo’ but it is very much homo)

GUYS THIS ABSOLUTE (LMAO) LEGEND DID IT!

I woke up to this magnificence, please don't hesitate to support Mr. George Taylor <3

i am a wyllstarion truther now

poor wyll

(affectionately) you look very throwable

What better use of the Enlarge spell is there than to HUG ALL YOUR FRIENDS??? I wanted to squeeze in a last minute print for Hal-con and was torn between a beefy pinup of Karlach or a group pic, then I realised I could do both ahaha. The print version won't include my Tav tho, this one's just for me. I love all these goobers so much.

“I’ll help you find a way to walk in the sun again.”

Post bg3 when Noah promises to help Astarion walk in the sun. Whether that's by finding the Ring of the Sunwalker or by searching for the most powerful wizard/sorcerer who can cast the Wish spell, who knows.

In a modern setting Astarion would have precisely two ways of dressing himself with no in-between, neither are good, a scientific diagram:

It's a 50-50 gamble which form you'll spot in the frozen food aisle at 3 am