Or Is This What It Means To Be A Human Being?

so that one yiga side quest huh

You remain my only loyal vassal, you shall have a place in my castle and be buried with me in my tomb

You’re short

Im taller than a thousand redwoods and you are smaller than a single sand particle

Pe- no, i cant bring myself to do it :’(

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

Gay

Projection is not a healthy coping mechanism babes

this Or get Annish Kapoor’s ass for me. fuck that guy

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

Sometimes you just gotta put on the trilogy of heavy metal albums your therapist recommended you and pretend to believe in yourself long enough to get your life back together a bit

Midna, this is no time for levity. The kingdom is on fire.