Ah Yes, The Account About The Toothmiser Yes Indeed

Did you know:

Every tooth I eat frees the soul of an enslaved mushroom

Now you know.

The snack that smiles back

Teeth

Distantly related to the Duolingo owl

I learned to speak all languages in fear of a higher power

This is Jebidiah, our salesman, favorite child #5,890,255, his people skills— unmatchable!

Health insurance that relies on tax fraud

This is Jebidiah, our salesman, favorite child #5,890,255, his people skills— unmatchable!

Smile, Kyle!

#selfie

Running for pres 2020

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, are you voting Teethmiser for president 2020? Against kanye.