I Do Think It’s Funny How Cass’s Parental Issues Are So Insane That Shiva Wasn’t Even Involved

I got deadpool!

Congratulations! You are the new sidekick to a DC or Marvel superhero. Spin the wheel to determine who your mentor is. (NO RE-SPINS)

Assume you will have a similar superpower or will learn a similar skill set (for the non-powered heroes) as your mentor or one of your mentor's canon sidekicks (dealer's choice) so you aren't completely screwed.

It’s easy to talk about how 17 was a fucked up age for Tim but have you seen Dick?

I want more Batman being a little scared of bats. I mean that’s why he became BATman, because he saw bats as scary enough to strike fear into the hearts of criminals! Ik he got over that childhood fear, but I still want him to just be a teeny bit scared of them cuz it’s funny.

Like, he’s cool with the Bats in the Batcave, cause he’s familiar with them and they’re all doing their own thing.

But he’s in a different cave with different bats? As soon as one of those little fuckers flies a little too close to his head, he’s ducking on instinct and speed walking out of there.

Head-canoning Damian Wayne and Cassandra Cain as autistic is like seeing these two assassin children who already having the HARDEST time transitioning into (western) society and deciding to give them another truckload of difficulties.

Oh, you come from a very strict background that barely/didnt at all give you the freedom to be you? WELL GOOD LUCK TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE AFTER UNMASKING!

Oh, you already struggle to understand what people mean and you don’t get why people are the way they are? BOOM, NOW YOU ONLY UNDERSTAND SARCASM HALF THE TIME!

Oh, the societal norms are completely different yet just as (if not more) suffocating? HAHA, EYE CONTACT MAKES YOU WANNA SCREAM!

Yes, I have over 30 drafts that I release day by day like hostages being released by a criminal with unintelligible demands.

Yes, the drafts are growing faster than I am willing post them.

Yes, this was in my drafts for a week.

I declare this press conference over.

Sometimes I think Gotham should just save time and throw you directly into the Asylum the minute you get your doctorate.

See sometimes I worry I make Steph into to much of Cass's special person. Then other times I wonder if I make Cass to much into Steph's special person. Then I remember that these two hallucinate eachother and I give up.

He looks like he’s about to breathe all the oxygen and leave none for us 😭😭

What is this frame?😭 why’d they do ma boi Billy like this?

happy birthday cass 💜💜💜

i know this please help me