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Anon request! Tysm!
Summary:sending the LADs men a nude then saying 'wrong person'
Warnings: 18+ themes, MDNI.
·˚ ༘Rafayel 🐟
·˚ ༘Zayne ❄️
·˚ ༘Caleb 🍎
·˚ ༘Sylus 🐦⬛
Ma Meilleure Ennemie
unedited. wrote this while taking a break from finishing his fic bc I forget just how rich Sylus is.
It's rare, but occasionally Sylus gets you mad. And the victim of your rage isn't him... but his bank account — specifically, the black card he's given you to use.
"Serves him right. I hope you go broke," you bitterly muttered, purchasing whatever comes to sight.
Usually, you're adamant about not using his money, specifically this card, despite his constant reminder to use it without guilt.
But when he finally comes home, days without warning or contacting you, with his clothes covered in blood and face full of exhaustion, that breaks the camel's back for you.
The result —
A new dining set, this time plated with gold. -$5k.
A new set of diamonds and pearls. -$9k.
A new Camaleonda sofa set. -$25k.
A Hästens bed set that you'll be using alone. -$150,000k.
So when Sylus gets a phone call asking if these purchases were fraudulent or if he would want to lock his card in case it was stolen, he chuckles while he taps his finger on his desk, smirking.
cute. so so cute.
He informs the banker on the other line, “No, run those purchases through."
"But sir, are you sure...? Whoever this is, they've also purchased 100 kitty plushies?"
Unfazed, Sylus responded, "That’s just my future wife throwing a tantrum. She’s cute, no?”
"I-I see."
How adorable and naive were you to think this would ever bother him — no, it excited him even more whenever you decided to challenge him, especially when you didn't allow him to touch you ever since he's gotten back.
And before he ends the call, he orders, "Send me a list of what she purchases, and make a transfer into that account so she could spend more."
Not too long after, you receive a text from him.
From: Don't You Dare Get Weak And Call Him First 🔪
I expedited that bed, Kitten. But why don't we put it to good use and give your new plushies a good show, Sweetie? Tonight.
おやすみ 😴
coulda made his hands more dynamic bUT IM SLEEPY TIRED SO zzzzzzzz
Some of my favorite screenshots/pictures of Sylus I got in game and from the photobooth. All are mine ☺️
I have more to share. This is part 1 🤭
•Billy Joe Cobra• Ok, I kinda miss this show tho. It was a really weird/funny show. I miss it.
Chunky Sylus 🐉
Stayrus/Sylus