You're Not Ready

Me rn scrolling tumblr at the 'Tism School (I am listening to Will Wood and vibrating like a tractor, Mario posts only makes it 100x worse lmao)

Everytime I See anything Mario related in public I have to actually try not to freak out. Like I love Mario so much it’s a problem

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

omfg I'm gonna say it, ANYTIME I COME ACROSS ANY OF YOUR ART IN HERE, THE LINES ARE SO CRUNCHY THEY'RE SO EXPRESSIVE AUGH,,, EVERYONE PLEASE LOOKIT AND SLURP UP THE DELICIOUS LOOKING CHARACTERIZATIONS

I swearrrr jdnfn if I wasn't a coward I wojld repost everything because holy fuck I would put this in my walls and stare at it for 4 hours straight

My adhd autistic ass wiuld love to STUDY your art, iSWEAR

ight last post before I pass out.

he kicks ASS in halftone

BABES!!!! MADDOX OC LORE DROPPED GO GO GO GO !!!

Something I've been working on for a while now, time to introduce my Super Mario RPG OCs 🩷!

Waring, cringe is ahead /pos.

Erbin !

Erbin is the rightful son to Culex, yes THAT Culex! After being born, Culex thought it best to let Smithy take care of lil Erbin; which means that Erbin is part of the Smithy Gang. Though, much later into his life after Smithy was defeated, he stole the crown off Smithy's body and fled into Mario's world.

He's a bastard of a man! He's a very cocky and confident lad with many unique talents; one of which is the ability to be the most flirtatious man to exist! He's also the lover of Geno (although at first it's a very bumpy relationship, they learn to love one another very affectionately as time goes on.)

Some basic info on him!

Pronouns - He/Him.

Age - 30.

Birthday - October 31st.

Sexuality - Homosexual !

Height - 9 ft tall. (He's a big boi)

Asciarotto !

Asciarotto was once a lot more different in terms of design and even had a different name; though she's been through a massive redesign and everything. Asciarotto is a Smithy creation, based on throwing axes; she's also designed much like how Cloaker and Domino were, like performers. They are snake charmers and she is a trapeze performer.

She's very loyal to Smithy and even a bit of a maniac to those who disrespect him or even break simple rules; she's like that type of kid who would remind the teacher about giving out homework.

Some basic info on her!

Pronouns - She/Her.

Age - 48.

Birthday - February 2nd.

Sexuality - Undecided right now.

Height - 5'2.

Amaruka !

Ah, Amaruka, this wonderful bundle of joy is a servant to Culex; specifically and much like someone else's OC, they are the personification of Culex's crystals, all of them. They are quite powerful, could be more powerful than Culex themself if they knew how to control their powers that is. They are going under a tad bit of a redesign, but for now they've got a very alien like design compared to most Mario based OCs, that's because well; anyone related to Culex in anyway isn't technically from the Mario world. (Does that technically make Amaruka and Erbin siblings? That's strange.)

Amaruka is a playful, extremely outgoing bundle of happiness. Though of course, not every part of them is sunshine and rainbows, for they've been known to be very envious of those who gain the attention of Culex; they consider him to be a God in their eyes, well technically he is a God, but Amaruka wants nothing more than to gain the admiration from Culex.

Some basic info on them.

Pronouns - They/Them/It.

Age - Ageless. (Verry much child-coded.)

Birthday - August 17th.

Sexuality - Aroace.

Height - 7'2. (tall babey)

Lilona !

Lilona, aka the beast. Uh, why does she get that name? Easy, she was a creature created by Culex and her purpose is to serve as some sort of guard dog to him and his kind. She is unable to speak and she's cold to the touch, basically her skin feels like ice. Her personality is just as cold as her, as she doesn't take no for an answer and usually decides to kill someone as a warning sign. She's a ruthless killer creature of sorts.

As I said, she's not someone who has a good side; the only people she actually tolerates is Mario and co, Culex and Amaruka.

Some basic info on her.

Pronouns - She/Her.

Age - Ageless.

Birthday - August 13th.

Sexuality - Aroace.

Height - 8'1.

The Collector !

The Collector is an unknown type of woman, she's a collector of all things interesting! Relics, books, weapons, creatures, bugs, etc! She lives in Rose Town and lives a secretive life, not many know of her existence, she once had a real name but those who knew here kept calling her The Collector so often that she had forgotten her own name and now goes by that.

The Collector is a crazy woman, obsessive and a hoarder! If she wants something, she'll get it. She's talented in magic thanks to her extensive knowledge of basically everything.

Some basic info on her.

Pronouns - She/Her.

Age - 29.

Birthday - December 1st.

Sexuality - Lesbian.

Height - 6'1.

Onas !

Onas, aka the God of Time. This fella is actually a part of a fan species I'm making for SMRPG, they are called: Owl Deities. (And side note, if you say he looks like Stolas from Helluva Boss I will fucking block you.) Ahem anyways, Onas is a very interesting character. He is *very* lore heavy. I'll give a gist of his story though; his kingdom is deep within the Forest Maze and any royal blood born Owl Deity is able to learn time manipulation magic. Onas learned it from a very young age, which worried his mother; she decided to lock him away because she knew what kind of person he would become with those powers; after years of being in prison, he found a way to break out and take the throne from his mother (as to if she is or is not alive, is kinda a spoiler for my story so uh yeah lmao.) He's been ruling ever since and has even made many gambles with Culex, KNOWING he'd lose; it's all just fun for him. It's why he doesn't have his wings, they now belong to Culex and it's why he's got a glass arm, it's now one of Culex's trophies. Gods do some silly things when bored.

Onas is a very manipulative, cunning, scheming bastard. He'll do just about anything to get his way, he's very persistent and persuasive with his words, oh and don't worry, he also enjoys to torture his captives uh..just ask Bowyer smiles. :)

Some basic info on him.

Pronouns - He/Them.

Age - 68.

Birthday - November 4th.

Sexuality - Pansexual.

Height - 7'0.

Tiburón !

Originally Tiburón started out as just an idea for an au of "what if Johnny was in the Smithy Gang." Then he just kinda became his own character after a while, then with the help of @jonathancjones and their lovely Bandana Blue OC, Roha; he became a lot more complex and developed, so shout outs to them. Tiburón is a creation built for killing, and underwater combat; Smithy built him due to Yaridovich's complaints about Seaside Town and his enemies territory being surrounded by water. He's a menace to anyone (except Roha lol) and anything, and is not someone you wanna mess with.

Tiburón is, by far the most cruel, heartless and cold of the Smithy Gang.

Some basic info on him.

Pronouns - He/Him.

Age - 56.

Birthday - July 14th.

Sexuality - Homosexual.

Height - 14'5 (he's fuckin massive help he could kill me.)

Kairy !

Kairy is a very underdeveloped character, but that's okay I'll still put her here. Kairy is a wooden doll, or an attempt at one from a novice woodworker, though just like Geno; she wasn't always a sentient doll. A once lost spirit from the Sunken Ship took control of this doll, now using its body as its own. Also yes she knows Johnny, she's acquaintances with him.

Kairy is a very curious and calm lass, she tends to be cautious about things and doesn't travel far, she gets home sick easily.

Some basic info on her.

Pronouns - She/Her.

Age - Ageless. (Once again, child-coded.)

Birthday - March 12th.

Sexuality - Aroace.

Height - 4'7.

Galileo !

Galileo, aka the God of Science. Unlike the other Gods, he is human, the only human God there is. Believe it or not, he actually lives in Barrel Volcano and is very knowledgeable about everything; he's actually someone who despises the Gods and hates them due to most of them being pro-magic, he hates magic. Then, why is he a God himself if he hates them so much? Easy, he was manipulated into becoming a God by Onas.

Galileo is a very smart and confident individual, he's also a very tired man; staying up day and night to get his work done, since he is a scientist.

Some basic info on him.

Pronouns - He/Him.

Age - 47.

Birthday - February 2nd.

Sexuality - Pansexual.

Height - 6'7th.

So uh yeah, that's my OC propaganda, and please send me asks about them if you're curious!

PLEASE PLEASE!! OH MY GOD HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE THREE NOTES?? Yes I'm shoving down my bestie's content on you all because I LOVE THEM. And hell yeah, even as a raggedy ass cube pigma be slaying like a diva pig look at himmmm, he so BOOM ALSO I LOVE PERI AND BOUC, Peri I say all the time but also I must appreciate Bouc for the laid-back lazy silly he is lmao-- He would do a half-assed job and get away with it because.. at the end of the day, they ARE up to standards... BUT HE COULD DO MUCH MORE!! *points and laughs*

Everything is as I say, I now make the Star Fox canon /j

Anyways *shoves Star Fox OC content down your throat.*

Peri being my favorite as always, also man Command was a strange game; they really turned Pigma into a whole ass cube 😭

And uh, then there's a new OC, a Cornerian soldier named Bouc, he's just a lazy dude who might be a little fruity

Art is so graciously gifted by @petit-monsieur-pain

This got sponsored to me so everyone gets to see this good girl

Here is my cat wearing a shawl I'm crocheting (she is very helpful)

painkiller (objectified) stamps please?

sorry this took forever. whoops!