Latest Posts by toastedtater - Page 3

Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.

all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!

louwee…. mon cher i have une question of utmost importance pour toi…. but you must answer me avec sincérité….. mon cœur…. would you still love me if i was one of those… slimy little creatures?…. comment dire….. a wörm? would you still love me if i was a worm, louieis? mais non! don’t turn away from me! c’est important! je refuse to sleep until you answer me!! or would you rather i have nightmares??? louies??? LOUIUIES!!!!!!

he has a 100% divorce rate btw

armand & louis playing out echoes of his relationship with marius

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.06: Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light IWTVTwT Version.

Interview With The Vampire

2.02 | 2.04 | 2.06

I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her. A weird white lady I met by happenstance.

You won't believe it girls, but I think I might not be normal.

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

laios and kabru

Mirroring ✋

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

Fun fact: ace people can wear clothing which can be interpreted as sexual despite being ace.

like

Just because someone has skin showing doesn’t mean they want to have sex. Thinking like that is…kinda just really weird

when your crime lord son has glow in the dark eyes

ig now is a good time as any to expose the yaoi mind virus ive been having lately

“dungeon meshi is darker than you think” fairies are real and they’re made of cum

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

being a d20 fan is fucking insane bc i cant. i cant say shit like “honor the cock” and “i love my slut dad” and “i need you, emily axford, to describe a sexy rat” in real life. but its always there in the back of my mind…..

i didn't know this little behind the scenes featurette would make me cry??

the statements "clothes don't have gender" and "clothes can and do invoke gender dysphoria and euphoria for many people" can and should coexist.

shit shit shit I left my furry trash sketchbook in the lobby all the campus dorm leaders are having a meeting in and plopped right in the center of their table is a fucking shirtless bunny dude with my name on it shiiiiiit

Vent art

she looks like a mouse from a children's book. to me

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

Queer 👏 people 👏 are 👏 not 👏 all 👏 fucking 👏 activists 👏

Stop quizzing us on queer history and asking us questions we aren’t qualified to answer about the world and about politics and about our identities

Stop trying to back us into a corner so you can justify your discrimination on the basis that we don’t know what we’re talking about or can’t “defend” ourselves to you

Stop treating every queer person that stands up and says “I want to be treated like a person” as if they’re an activist

Cut that bullshit out

Marginalised people just want to exist and be happy

I don’t know everything, and that doesn’t make me undeserving of your respect or my human rights you fucker

I don’t even owe you the stuff I do know- I still am entitled to basic fucking respect

TLDR; Queer people shouldn’t have to be historians or scientists for you to not be a fucking dick

And the hound is HUMMING

And the hound is HOWLING

And the hound is HUMMING

YOUUUU🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

Love that “Whose the bitch on her lap” Kristen Chillis Applebees has more mobster vibes than “we can’t afford this, you can take it back” actual crime boss Kingskin