She My Best Friend, Yeah, We Not A Couple

Oh nothing, thinking about how Rio was a foreshadowing of how Viktor would be turned into a Thing caught between life and death because there was a man obsessed with keeping them alive.

THIS TOOK SO LONG… why is the best thing I’ve ever rendered an arcane meme are we serious.

I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her. A weird white lady I met by happenstance.

armand & louis playing out echoes of his relationship with marius

louwee…. mon cher i have une question of utmost importance pour toi…. but you must answer me avec sincérité….. mon cœur…. would you still love me if i was one of those… slimy little creatures?…. comment dire….. a wörm? would you still love me if i was a worm, louieis? mais non! don’t turn away from me! c’est important! je refuse to sleep until you answer me!! or would you rather i have nightmares??? louies??? LOUIUIES!!!!!!

Peeling oranges all by yourself handsome?

oh. well this is how i find out...

and i'm worried about people using it for agendas too, especially regarding censorship...

when the news first broke you couldn't go into the tag without getting swamped by wave upon wave of TERFs, all of them using the situation as a springboard to rant about the evils of trans activism. still the case as far as i can tell, although it's less wall-to-wall now. neil gaiman is arguably the most well-known pro-trans/queer creator in the SFF scene, so the backlash is pretty inevitable - it's the same story every time a queer or pro-queer public figure falls from a pedestal, but every time it feels like we're taking a step back.

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

being a d20 fan is fucking insane bc i cant. i cant say shit like “honor the cock” and “i love my slut dad” and “i need you, emily axford, to describe a sexy rat” in real life. but its always there in the back of my mind…..