The Like Magnification Knob Thing. Idk Technical Terms.

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

danny devito getting in character: let me be frank

I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE

no heterosexual explanation for this one…

RIP Lynne Marie Stewart. You were absolutely fucking hysterical in every scene you were in.

Dating James Wilson headcanons:

He cheats on you with House <3

If Dylan O'Brien can go balls deep in a man for a Sundance film Rob should, at the very least, be dry humping and open mouth kissing a guy for his TV show that made him a millionaire

kind of dawned on me recently how much of mac's character is his inability to be his own person and how he will always have to rely on someone else (luther, dennis, god) to tell him what to do and who to be. he's always trying to label himself as something to avoid being nothing, and he cannot separate himself from being an extension of someone else. he is luther mcdonald's son, he is dennis reynolds' roommate, he is charlie kelly's best friend. he is catholic, he is gay, he is irish, he is the brains. and he accumulates a many number of titles to form his identity because without them, he doesn't know how else to function.

I love how everyone in house is constantly trying to psychoanalize eachother. They aren't even psychologists. They literally just do that shit for funsies