When I Was A Kid And I Heard The Word Boysenberry I Thought They Were Saying Poisonberry And I Was Like

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

╰┈☆Album : Two House☆┈╯╰┈☆Artist - Food House, Gupi, Fraxiom☆┈╯

T4T BREAKUP ALBUM OF THE CENTURY

Like playing with boobs?

Now you have a legit reason to do so.

Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!

man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

Mutuals STOP looking respectfully. Look at me with lustful and malicious/salacious intent ONLY!!!!!!!!

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is