Tlozmerc - Reborn

whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake

“this character should kill their abuser” i agree. unfortunately they wouldn’t do that.

my car got stolen today and i had this conversation with a cop

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

older I get the less interest I have in explaining myself to people who aren’t even important to me. if you want to misunderstand me or create a narrative in your head about me that’s really not my problem… I know who I am

forcefem and forcemasc are OUT. we’re force-emoing tonight

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor