*pounds A Monster At 9pm* Why Can't I Ever Sleep At Night

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

Light bunny

+ the OG sketch

Spin My Wheel

Tell me your fate in the tags

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with

advanced math videos will be like "The squeembly wongus theorem was invented by Richard "Dick" Piss Pork in 1972 while trying to invent a computer for MiltaryCompany that could shoot bombs at people more better. While working on the targeting system he discovered that if you squeemble the wongus you could transform any whole number into another number, and just by looking at this you can see that squeembling the wongus has many other applications in our daily lives"

my car got stolen today and i had this conversation with a cop