OMG US MOOD I SWEAR

Your point being???

“He’s a villain! You only like him because he’s hot.”

Okay and?

Whenever I see Sebastian like in a fit like this my mind straight goes to hypothesis by our smut mother @anto-pops and I am now gonna re read it *🥰*

Well hello there Mr. Sallow 😏

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

GOOD FUCKING LORD THIS IS GOING TO KILL ME😭😮‍💨

CHARLIES POSTS WHWAWAWAWA IM LATE AND I JUST BRO? I CANT BREATH AHHHH (i accidentally spit on my phone tryna be funny and overdramatic)

Cant you just kidnap a therapist??

So Luke you gonna start paying for everyones therapy sessions now?

Luke:

Luke: I’m not sure how to break this to you, but I’m broke as hell.

Chris: You own a boat!

Luke: I never said that I bought it…

Chris: Ah, okay. Hermes, god of thieves. Got it.

Luke: PFF- Pretty much. And you can’t really steal therapy, can you?

Silena: Well, you can at least try.

Luke: Maybe.

You have been visited by the Love Tabby!

Just a reminder that you are loved and appreciated!

🥺🥺🥺🥺

Im struggling with a cold thanks boo💕🥺

mc: im scared sebastian only hangs out with me because my ancient magic might be able to save his sister

sebastian: *looking at hogwarts castle* if mc ever leaves me i'm gonna blow this whole bitch up

NICOLA COUGHLAN behind the scenes of Bridgerton 303

Okay but you could have just turned the blood in his veins to wine or each time he drinks something you turn it into shitty wine ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

*trys to punch Luke but can't because short*

Luke: Haha.

Luke: Short :)

Luke: How’s the weather down there, hm?

Chris: That’s a daughter of Dionysus against you… I would be more careful in your place.

Luke: I’m really curious what she could possibly do to me.