Tiredthembo - The Tired Thembo

fuck you *lintifies your sweaters*

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Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

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sour patch kids are good but have u tried a grapefuit that tastes like fucking battery acid?🔥🔥

@evilwizard

You have to put some humor and silliness into your setting like yes an evil wizard whose name is evil wizard is trying to revive mothman, of course she is. Of course you can use sourdough starter as a weapon and feed it apples and yes clown is a species you can play as

I got a glitch where instagram reels flashed all of the reels it had loaded consecutively over the span of about 1 seconds and it was like looking into the eyes of God

at some point Theseus’ ship had to get a mastectomy

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital