Robot Who Wants To Feel Around Human Guts And Do Surgeries The Same Way Humans Fantasize About Pulling

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

I got bored a while back and drew some crack Drawing with a tablet feels weird since I dont have palm rejection rip

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What is this?

Who has left me a bag of Wendy's?

Dave's double? I didn't know Oshry had a restaurant.

I guess I'll give it a try.

*Horrible "slurping" sounds that can only be compared to "how to grapefruit your man"*

My God! It's the most wonderful thing I've-

*"slurping" continues*

AGH. BURGER.

*NOM NOM* AH.

A divine comedy.

*even more "slurping"*

The joke: that I spent all this time without this.

*getting freaky with the burger*

*Laughing* You're pregnant now.

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I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS THOT UUUGGGHHHHH YES IT DIDNT COME OUT LIKE I WANTED THOU OH WELL

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

DURANDAL - MARATHON SERIES

reasoning: I could type an essay here, but instead I'll just say this. At some point he calls the male protaginist a good boy and promises to give him a "treat" once he's done with the mission