Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

Kiss, marry, kill: so Long London, death by a thousand cuts, and this is me trying (lpss version).

it’s too early for these awful asks elliedafish PLEASE

kiss so long london

marry TIMT

kill DBATC

this just makes sense to me?

no. let me have my earphones in all the time.

why would i ever be alone with my thoughts. they’re horrible and they hate me and i hate them too.

let me be alone with jack antonoff and taylor swift’s thoughts instead, they hug my brain

crazy how i make my return to tumblr right when lorde is dropping new music again… i’m not saying anything but has anyone ever seen me and lorde in the same room together at the same time?

yes. i told you this. i sold my emotions to satan in 2005 for these awesome powers (anxiety)

crazy how i make my return to tumblr right when lorde is dropping new music again… i’m not saying anything but has anyone ever seen me and lorde in the same room together at the same time?

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Happy New Year, Swifties in my phone <3

it’s been a long time coming… it’s been a long time coming… it’s been a long time… it’s you and me… it’s been a long time coming… it’s been a long time coming… what if i told you i’m back?… it’s fearless… it’s you and me… it’s been a long time coming… big reputation… it’s been a long time coming… and they said speak no-ow… it’s been a long time coming… into folklore… it’s been a long time… my name is taylor and i was born in 1989… straight from the tortured poets department… evermore… it’s been a long time coming… loving him was red, re-e-e-ed, re-e-e-ed… it’s you and me… it’s been a long time coming… meet me at midnight… lover… nice!… lover… it’s been a long time coming but

Kiss, marry, kill: long story short, the outside, and you need to calm down.

kiss YNTCD

marry long story short (if the shoe fits!)

and kill the outside but only because i love the other two more I’m sorry

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

Kiss, marry, kill: Cassandra, mad woman, and I did something bad!!!

kiss cassandra because she deserves some love

marry mad woman because WE STAN WOMEN WHO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES

and kill IDSB because she did a bad thing and i believe in a justice system heheheh