Paul Being The Last To Leave

#teeny tiny taylor is on our minds and dashes today isnt she

all those other girls, well, they’re beautiful; but would they write a song for you?

Top songs?

If I told you I had to kill you… mother was my number one artist but bleachers got the most played songs (swiftie tumblr please don’t kill me)

#this is your psa to listen to bleachers right now #also sorry it took me so long to answer your kmks, I am making a movie in college this week :)

absolutely in love with how you can sometimes but not always use “i’m sorry” and “my bad” interchangeably

like you can say “my bad” to someone if you accidentally stepped on their foot or something

but if someone tells you their grandad died last week…

i am a court jester. i am my beloved queen's Emotional Support Silly Guy. this is my role in life and i am happy.

no that’s fair, taylor songs getting overplayed is the worst… i only listen to the live version of cruel summer now because it makes me so emotional for eras tour but the normal version is so overplayed

Kiss marry kill: delicate, the 1, and Tim McGraw.

ohh @elliedafish you are an evil evil person... i am pondering

kiss the 1 (i hope it does find the one tho)

marry delicate (delicate deserves only the best)

and kill tim mcgraw (i'm so sorry i love you i have a sweatshirt from you i just love the other two more)

your honour, she literally went to another school. you wouldn’t even know her. no i’m being super serious right now I swear

it’s called keeping a cover oh my god, i’m not stupid

who even is this weirdo

crazy how i make my return to tumblr right when lorde is dropping new music again… i’m not saying anything but has anyone ever seen me and lorde in the same room together at the same time?

*chokes on own saliva in embarrassment*

i should probably get a normal hobby instead of squealing over fictional gay ppl, but i don’t think i will

how on tony hawk's good green earth does one cite and do a bibliography for one's powerpoint?

i am shaking in my winnie the pooh slippers right now