Vivi And Cross Pretending To Insult Nami With The French Language

I am sad

Professor Garlick, After her first staff meeting: Wow, That was certainly educational. Are the staff meetings always like that?

Professor Weasley, laughing: No, No, of course not!!!

Professor Weasley, suddenly looks nervous: Sometimes they are much, much worse.

Sebastian: I think my guardian angel drinks.

MC, looking at Ominis who is visibly drunk: Considering your lack of self control and self preservation, I would have to agree.

MC:*after listening to Sebastian and Ominis panicking about something*: Relax.

MC: We'll just make it look like an accident.

Rookwood, about Sirona: I like a woman that makes me feel alive but also lets me know that it may not be for long.

Professor Black: But when did you... HOW did you…

Professor Weasley: Phineas, the day something happens here and I don't know about it, *worry*.

Cat with no trust issues

MC: Headmaster, what are we going to do?!

Phineas: Take broom, go to Hogsmeade, kill Rookwood, grab Lodgok, go to the Three Broomsticks, have a nice cold butterbeer, and wait for all of this to blow over!

Ride em cowboy

“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”

Listening to hot to go on repeat like a silly little toad

Cat with no trust issues