Bending the sound of drums
the closet of humor opens
hammering their doors
the crowd awakens
to see their one
their glorious maker
Jeff has come
rejoice in the awoken
Bye bye Tumblr Live! Now that @staff has come to their senses and ended their little circus act it's time for a real clown to make a comeback!
Hi! I am Jeff and I tell bad jokes. It's been a while (:
my goal is to pump so much content into the the this bites! Fandom that it gains readers
like a sweet trap for flies
I can make things now.
this is too much power
YEETALY DEET MY LOVELY HAMD-SOME
Mulan quote in Hogwarts Legacy [1/5]
Professor Fig: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Sebastian: Sir?
Professor Fig: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.
Tacticians who tempt vice admirals will be put in air jail
Now that the 12 new TB! drawings are done, I can finally go back to sharing some old ones! Including this one were Cross commits a Cross fire.
voting in every poll I find because it's fun and also I am power hungry
Gunna plop this here to see it stays In circulation
PLEASE READ!!! I DON'T POST STUFF LIKE THIS AND THIS IS SERIOUS TO ME! ELON MUSK IS TRYING TO DUMP THOUSANDS OF GALLONS OF WASTE WATER INTO THE LAGUNA MADRE IN SOUTH TEXAS!!!
The Laguna Madre is a beautiful ecosystem that houses so many species of wild life and many migratory species of shore birds go there to eat and rest. Its all thanks to the sea grass that grows there, and after the big freeze of Texas in 2021, it is slowly making its recovery and now it's in danger again!
(Black Skimmer with chicks shown here)
If Elon continues with this disguising act, nitrogen and hydrogen rich waste will be dumped and plankton and algae will begin to overpopulate and create a cloud of themselves over the sea grass causing it to not get the sunlight it needs to photosynthesize. It will basically be suffocated by the overpopulation of microorganisms and die out and so many species of animals will lose that shelter they need to feed, breed and even escape dangers like predators. This grass also feeds the endangered green sea turtle and was even given the name "Turtle Grass" for its huge importance to these creatures.
(Green Sea Turtle grazing) Not only that, but the South Padre Island is one of the largest ports in America and has many shrimping and fishing companies that rely on the environment to make a minimum wage. And once the water gets polluted, so many people can get sick or worse if they eat the fish and shrimp that have been exposed to it!
(South Texas Shrimping Boats) This is serious! And if you or someone you know lives in Texas there is a way you can make a comment and state how you DON'T WANT LITERAL SLUDGE IN THE OCEAN! IT WILL HURT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND ANIMALS AND THE VAST AND DIVERSE ECOSYTEM THEY LIVE IN!
You can find the link here:
PLEASE DO WHAT YOU CAN! WE CAN'T LET MUSK DO THIS!!!
I will yoink those pantaloons before you can even think about eating them
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