Look Y’all Can Hate MJ From The Tobey Maguire Trilogy Idc But Don’t Let One Of Your Reasons Be That

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I saw this and immediately thought of the character Spryte from the 1989 Legend Of Zelda cartoon. She's always macking on Link, watching him bathe, pushing him to stop pining over Zelda and start dating her instead ("But Spryte, you're only 3 inches tall!" "So? You don't like short girls?") and overall just relentlessly bratty and constantly horny. It's even a plot point in one episode- Link gets hit with an invisibility spell in which only someone who loves him is able to see him, and Spryte can't because she's only after him for his body.

According to the show's writer, Bob Forward, he added her into the series because fairies were a huge kink for him and he had a sexual awakening seeing Tinkerbell in Peter Pan when he was younger. Bob Forward later went on to invent and patent electric underwear that repeatedly shocks your balls.

(In case anyone thinks I'm joking, I'm not, I promise all of this is true)

I went to the beach today and forgot my sunmscreen. My doctor said I have third dregree burns.. I sayed Bull Shit it was Way Hotter Than 3 Degrees On That Bitch!!!

the professor layton series takes place in the 2010s england is just like that