i sat down to draw goku and ended up with stardew wife
"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level
Affini video compilation of terrans who talk and move in their sleep.
Affini who have conversations with their florets while they're asleep about how cute they are ♡
Affini who puts a tiny camera in their florets collar so we can all see from their perspective what happens when the floret sleepwalks. Floret thinks they're going to the store but really the Affini is using their vines as a sort of treadmil and they never leave their room.
Affini timelapse videos of terrans moving wildly in their sleep, some move their legs constantly and others roll around everywhere. video highlight is a terran trying to take his shirt off while asleep, getting stuck, whining about it, having his shirt taken off for him, then settling back down. he was alseep that whole time and remembered none of this happening.
Affini posting threads and threads and threads of pictures of disoriented terrans who just woke up. all gushing about their cute little faces and the noises they make when they stretch out.
Affini sharing surveilance videos of florets chilling in cuddle piles together when one of them yawns and slowly everyone else yawns at least once.
Florn where an Affini whispers in their sleeping florets ear the whole time. The floret is asleep, this is an ASMR video where you get to watch the floret get needy and cum in their sleep from dreaming about what their Affini is saying they'll do to them.
Affini who takes their sleeping florets out for walks in baby carriers and strollers, with a pretty blanket giving them shade over their face and everything. At first the carrier was deeply humiliating but tbh the thing is cozy as fuck and the gentle rocking is pretty soothing and their vines are holding you so securely in the carrier so who cares its fuckin nap nap time
RIP Shelly Duvall
when I saw that she died, strangely the first person I thought about was the person who runs and updates this fan account on twitter. For years they have visited her and spent time making sure she was looked after and comfortable. As sad as her passing is, it’s nice to know she was cared for and treated with dignity and love in her final years and days.
I'm so glad I sat next to my niece at the Mario Movie
houseplant type friend
You.
Tube Poop. Where there’s smoke, they pinch back. (Mario Bros 3. Overworld Theme Plays, fades into Map Theme as title card enters frame.) “Aw, do I have to go to bed so soon?” “Well, like they say in Brooklyn, HEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAEEEELLP” “Tell Yoshi Bedtime Story. Tell About How Yoshi Eat DINNER. And Luigi rescue DOCTOR ROBOTNIK!!! And DOCTOR ROBOTNIK!!! die.” “Okay, okay! Well, it all started when Mario, the Princess and I-“ “AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” (Yoshi immediately falls asleep.) “Good night, Yoshi.” (Luigi makes indistinct noise.) “FUCK YOU.” (Luigi Shrugs.) (Sonic Sez intro theme cuts in.) “Kids, there’s nothing more cool than PINGAS! But if someone tries to EAT DINNER in a way that makes YOU feel gay, that’s good! It’s your POOTIS. Nobody has the-“ (Video cuts off abruptly due to cutoff rendering glitch.)
harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop
Chapter 3 of my University AU
Part 2 here
It's always nice to draw some hugs and tears :D
Hope you liked it too :)
I actually liked madame web.
First, the lead character is a single woman in her 30's who talks with a cat. She is good at her job, has a real appartment, is socialy akward, has a best friend and doesn't know how to act around kids nor show any maternal insticts .
Yet, after die for a few minuts and have some weird visions, somehow, she founds herself taking care and saving the life of 3 tennagers, each of them with their personality and family strugles. Like, we have seen this trope of the hero becaming a reluctant parent dozen of times - The Mandalorian, Logan, Deadpool, Kenobi, Birds of Prey, etc - and I am pretty sure none of them could handle 3 teennager girls.
Then, among discovering her powers and learn how to use them to save those girls, she also heals from her own trauma of thinking she was the cause of her mother's death, that her mother hated her and growing up without her.
I also enjoy the fact that she doesn't have any romantic interest at all and at the end, is a representation that a person with disabilities can still be a hero and very loved by their found family.
I just would have changed the opening scene by cuting it out - it would have been way more impacting for the audience if we'd found about her mother past only when Cassie did.
But again, people are giving bad reviews just because it is a female superhero movie.