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Domestication Office

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5/5 - It is truly unfair that humans are so social. I wouldn't have chosen to fold to the first affini that stroked my hair and complimented me but here we are

-Meredith Srai, Tenth Floret

4/5 - Lovely place, great staff, and my wife has never been happier! I just wish they'd stop trying to flort me up too

-Richard Lombardy

5/5 - Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

-Starling Pranciole, Third Floret

1/5 - MISYRESS I CANT CHANGD MY DBAD REVIEW NUBMER IM SO SORRT (edited)

-Quincey Lorwardin, First Floret

5/5 - The terrans who come here are all such cuties! They are perfect sprouts for any garden~

-Pluripotentious Rainge, Fourth Bloom

5/5 - REVIEW BOMB THE WEEDS <- My mistress said I should leave this up for another day because it reminds people of how much better and happier they can be if they don't stay stuck in their bias and hate!!! If you're a feralist, why tho??? Why be feralist? You'll be so much happier being taken care of!!! Like me!!!!! And the affini only want to help us. It's so lovely I can't believe I once didn't want this. Im literally the luckiest girl in the world that my mistress domesticated me and helped me understand.... (see more) (edited)

-Rodriga Tumyrik, Sixth Floret

5/5 - Going in to sign my contract today! They found me a wonderful owner within a week. Classic affini efficiency!

- Tara Moray

No because I NEED to hear everyone's theories for Rouxls Kaard NOW /nf

I genuinely think this silly lad is hiding something about himself like, remember this comic? IT HASN'T LEFT MY HEAD AND I HOPE IT'S CANON IN SOME WAY BECAUSE IT'S SO COOL?? HE'S THE RULES CARD I know you gotta be hiding SOMETHING

The whole idea of him not talking normally because if he does it triggers his powers and whatever he says instantly becomes a rule is so good

and yeAH I know he's also probably just a silly comic relief... unless...?

a mouse can be a gamer too you know~ art by @Miikotorii on twitter!

ok alphys was a character ahead of her time and too good for this damn fandom honestly. she isn't some evil gaslighting lying cringey manipulator who only exists as comic relief for the love of god look at her with eyes less poisoned by cynicism and irony. she is a love letter to... well, a lot of things. a love letter to "cringey" people, to video game fans, to people who try to drown their sadness in fiction. she's so achingly relatable to so many of us that it really feels like toby knows his demographic like the back of his hand. we've all met someone like alphys. maybe we are that someone- awkward, nerdy, can't get over their past mistakes, terrible at phone calls, far more eloquent online than in person, only wants to make people like them to distract them from the fact that they don't like themself. normally, this character archetype is the butt of a great deal of jokes- just a gross nerd who needs to touch grass. but alphys is different. she is, as i said, a love letter. she is one of the best-developed and most complex characters in the game. her nerdiness isn't "fixed" or mocked, it's celebrated. her unabashed love for her interests and her 100% attitude is a big reason why undyne loves her. games, especially in 2015 and before, are not often so genuinely kind to characters like alphys! and in deltarune, too- alphys is still a nerd, despite not being nearly as traumatized as her undertale counterpart. her rambling about shows she loves is a constant across all universes, a fundamental and important and good part of who she is.

and i just think that's very kind, and very important.

(kicks down ur door) GUYS OH MY GOD HE LOVES HE WIFE

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

I think one of the (many) things that make me so excited for deltarune 3 and 4 is that, as the game's midsection, it's going to be where we Finally get concrete insight into the game's themes and story, if that makes sense. LIKE, Obviously we do already know a whole lot about what the game is and will continue to be, But only TWO of a game's SEVEN chapters Is really not much of the game's total at all?? And it'll be so insane??? To actually have so much more of the game's meat?????

which is?? Huge???? Like in no more than a couple months an insane amount of theories are either going to be proven, completely discarded, or changed in new and unimaginable ways that NO one could've predicted. We might be seeing Follow up on things we've been theorizing and going crazy about FOR YEARS. Like, Mike?? Image Friend?? The ice palace?? The egg man??? Dess???? Etc etc, WE'RE GONNA SEE NEW SECRET BOSSES THIS YEAR. Think about that.

Also i am both excited and slightly scared of the fact that the chapter releases will probably make the game "mainstream" again 😭 Like especially cause the new chapters releasing on different consoles means more people are probably gonna play deltarune than ever before, and more Content of the game is gonna be available than ever before, for Everyone, and that's. Kind of scary BUT REALLY EXCITING. I want to see 1 trillion subscriber slop gaming youtubers playing deltarune and trying to understand what Woody Theory is

Also i think it'll be really fun when deltarune gets super popular on tumblr again. The era of when everyone was dropping the most haunting and beautiful snowgrave art pieces with 20k notes was so good. It must return.

Honestly tho theorizing about Deltarune is fun, but we gotta admit we’re working on next to nothing here. Like…comparing it to Undertale, we’re at the end of Snowdin here. We’re trying to piece out Asgore’s identity from the tiny hints from Toriel and put together the whole story based on NPC dialogue. Sans is still just some guy; we don’t have the slightest inkling that Frisk isn’t the fallen human we name. For some reason we’ve collectively decided that Glyde is our favorite character

This Too, Is Yuri