Tiffinifanyamber - Tiffany Amber

An "independent Terran" telling her strangely supportive friend on the Overnet all about how much she secretly wants to be domesticated by the Affini that just moved into the hab next door, blissfully unaware that they're one and the same.

Sharing all her deepest most intimate fantasies, asking if the Affini would like it if she started wearing companion dresses (her "friend" seemed incredibly enthusiastic about this one for some reason), confessing the desire to just give in and beg to become her floret is getting harder to resist every day, no idea she's been telling all of this to her soon-to-be Mistress until it's far too late.

the angel isn’t Noelle. It’s the player.

Firstly, the angel is a prominent figure in both undertale and deltarune. Your existence is heavily implied in both games and is pretty much canon. In deltarune it’s obvious kris is being controlled, and in undertale flowey acknowledges that his world is a videogame, and you are stated to be separate from frisk and separate from chara. Now that we’ve established the players existence, why sre they the angel? Firstly, the undertale prophecy for the angel days that when the angel returns, the underground will go empty. This could make sense in both genocide and in pacifist. This leaves three options for undertale’s angel: you, chara, and frisk. But wait! The angel is from the prophecy of the deltarune, and is seemingly far more prominent in that game. It would make sense for the angel to be a connector between undertale and deltarune, wouldn’t it? And who connects the games? You. Secondly, in deltarune, some may use the fact that noelle and dess made angel sculptures for their father at some point as evidence for her being the angel, but its lack of facial features could very well be pointing at the angel looking like anything, the anonymity of the player. Who knows, maybe that’s why the vessel doesn’t have a face. The deltarune prophecies of the angel say the three heroes will “banish the angel’s heaven”, in pther words seal away the angel and their world at the end of deltarune. And what happens at he end of a videogame? It ends, and so does your connection to it. You can no longer access the world past then. Sure, you can load a save file, but one way or another that is the last point in the timeline you will appear. This means that regardless of what happens, the player is banished at the end of deltarume, along with our world’s connection to it. Thus, the angel’s heaven is banished. The angel is also worshipped like a deity in the most popular religion of hometown, so it would stand to reason the otherworldly being with godlike powers (see: player is canon and can manipulate time and cant die) , AKA the player. My next piece of evidence is Spamton. 3 known characters thus far in deltarune are aware their world is fictional: Jevil, Seam, and Spamton. Now, Spamton wants to reach “heaven”, and in order to do this he wants the soul, the player’s connection to the game, implying heaven is reality. The further this idea, spamton seems to have once been controlled by a player like entity who “pulled strings”, etc, the connection is obvious. So, spamton wants to find this analogy for the player, who is in “heaven”, the place angels reside. Adding on to religious connection with angels, after speaking to father Alvin in hometown he tells kris this:

“Let the angel’s power light your way”whose power is controlling Kris? The player’s.

some other popular theories i’ve seen for who the angel is include Chara, Asriel, and Noelle. I will make a separate post later if i feel like it because idk i can be lazy with my counterpoints to those theories

No because I NEED to hear everyone's theories for Rouxls Kaard NOW /nf

I genuinely think this silly lad is hiding something about himself like, remember this comic? IT HASN'T LEFT MY HEAD AND I HOPE IT'S CANON IN SOME WAY BECAUSE IT'S SO COOL?? HE'S THE RULES CARD I know you gotta be hiding SOMETHING

The whole idea of him not talking normally because if he does it triggers his powers and whatever he says instantly becomes a rule is so good

and yeAH I know he's also probably just a silly comic relief... unless...?

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”

no idea how relatable this is gonna be to the general public but stim toys arent enough anymore i gotta stick to the walls

Lady Detective Reinhold is on the case! 🎀🔎✨

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

see what rogen & co dont seem to get here is that you need to do more than cross a singular boundary over and over again to be funny, and stuff thats like “oh it looks like its supposed to be for kids but its unexpectedly ~mature” is only really like… actually jarring/intriguing when you cant ever be entirely sure of the creator’s intentions, which is the case in foodfight! (was this meant to be a movie for kids? was this meant to be a movie for anyone? we cant really ever know) and definitely not the case with sausage party (yes seth, we get it. what if tacos could be lesbians. what if pixar characters did drugs. what if supermarket products were racist although i guess that was sort of also larry kasanoff’s cinematic thesis wasnt it)

which is to say that while foodfight! is certainly not a comfortable viewing experience in of itself (and it’s not funny in any of the ways it intended to be) the singular line, “i’m not the one who’s going to be puppy whipped, you cold farted itch” is and will always be funnier than an animated potato yelling “fuck” repeatedly for like 90 minutes

An older life is strange commission i did! I ADORE a good dancing in the rain scene