I Have Since Realised This Is Called Autism

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apparently they can talk to you through kris’ pocket and offer useless commentary?? nice

Identity review, Rosespanner Greg:

He has-

a pattern of almost killing himself and his coworkers with a faulty chainsaw

a crippling addiction to caffeine

no apartment, no patents, no self-destruct update on his arm, no screws, no beard (accidentally burned off with flamethrower arm)

a dislike of being alone

a crippling addiction to nicotine

a job that is very obviously sucking the life out of him to fuel a capitalist system that couldn’t give a shit if he dies, which he’s aware of completely but believes he may still escape it all if he makes enough money, further fueling that cruel system

a crippling addiction to the previously mentioned faulty chainsaw

Verdict:

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help, I can't stop drawing them

You don’t have to reblog this, please don’t feel anxious when these sorts of posts appear on your dash.

I’m posting it because extra luck towards a certain piece of good news is something I will take any way I can get.

YES YES YES YES

I like to think that Spamton could’ve met Jevil Before he met Mike

And due to Jevil’s position as the court jester, with presumably Seam being his only friend, it’s very possible that he saw himself in Spamton, an unsuccessful joke of a salesman, allowing the two to become friends (in a sort of “only-I-get-to-pick-on-you” kind of way)

But then Jevil gets corrupted and goes insane and maybe Spamton hears him ramble about freedom and he tries to dismiss it, but. It Sticks With Him

And once he meets Mike and makes it big, maybe he starts convincing himself that Jevil was just making fun of him and trying to steer him into the “wrong” type of freedom and that capitalism is the only way to escape depravity — which causes his fears to turn into resentment (thus, “I’ll surpass that clown around town”)

I imagine that when they reunite in Kris’ pocket it plays out kind of like scenario 3 in the sense that Spamton has all this Built Up Hatred and blows up at Jevil from the Slightest Things, except Jevil’s kind of inwardly like “???? What happened to you” but doesn’t know how to approach the subject because Spamton’s just So Angry all the time so instead he plays off his concern as teasing

Like “lololol imagine being abandoned by all your friends like how tf does that happen” but he’s trying to goad Spamton into Venting so he can piece together what the Hell happened during the century he spent in prison (and maybe comfort the poor guy but that can come later)

need 2 get words out of my head or my head will explode like a confetti party popper. thinking about potential jevil / spamton meetings based on the scraps we know in canon

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happy one year (ish)

they are real and canon TO ME!!!!!!!!!

I think there’s something to be said about how depressing the presence of roach bud across all of gregor’s ids is: even when he has nothing to do with the smoke war, and his arm is implied to be lost under completely unrelated circumstances (such as in sous chef), he can’t shake the label of pest… his trauma is burned into his very being regardless of the choices he makes… it’s kind of saddening but at the same time his ability to move past that is commendable and honestly uplifting