Me And My Sister On Two Different Schedules

It's hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it's ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like "Why can't the freaks make their own site and just go there?"

Sweetie... AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.

Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They're as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can't have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you're gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there's a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.

New oc! Did a poll on insta and that said tips sooooo

Reblog if you're still in the gravity falls fandom

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?! AM I THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WHO WANTS TO FUCK GENTLE CRIMINAL?! Like i get it he has la brava but fuck her… I WANT THAT FANCY TEA DRINKING 32 YEAR OLD OLD MAN(old man in the sense that he literally does not look like hes in his 30s the man looks elderly lmaoo) SO BAD!!!! LIKE I GENUINELY THINK THERES NOOOOOO GENTLE CRIMINAL X READER FIC OUT THERE ITS SO FUCKIN SADDDDDD

important messege to all of you who are anxious about you and your F/O’s

Honestly same

not my dumbass tired out of my mind n imagining silver cuddling me as I slowly melt away into my bed

So I meant to post about this sooner, but the fact that Treasure Planet has gotten recognition not just once this year, but twice—in the same month, no less—is truly amazing!

Art trade with yourlocalpervert on Sketchers United.

Headcanon time: Morph’s Name

Let us take a moment to consider these two lines:

“What is that thing?”

“He’s a morph.”

Now, Silver is a pretty creative guy linguistically. Just look at the “Makings of Greatness” and “Rattle the Stars” speeches, or even his attempts to flatter Amelia. He is exceptionally eloquent in his own rough, pirate-y kind of way.

So why does he call his pet morph “Morph”? It’s basically the equivalent of calling your dog “Dog.” Nothing is wrong with it persay, but it’s kinda odd. I mean, this guy gives Jim 3-4 nicknames over the course of the movie, it seems like he could easily have come up with something more creative to name his pet. And Morph’s analogue in the original Treasure Island, the parrot, is quite amusingly named “Captain Flint,” so it isn’t like this comes from the original cannon or anything.

So here’s my theory:

We know Silver rescued Morph (on Proteus One), but I believe that when Silver first saved Morph, he did not in any way shape or form plan to keep him as a pet. Yet Morph just kept following him around, and Silver put up with it, still planning to dump Morph off once they are somewhere safer for the endearing annoying little blob. And of course, the number one rule for not bonding with a cute little animal is DO NOT NAME IT. So for months, Silver just thinks of Morph as “the morph.” He is NOT going to make the mistake of naming the thing, thank you very much,

But Silver has a soft spot, so slowly “Get back here ye silly morph!“ transforms into “Come here, Morph,” because somehow Silver never seems to have the right opportunity to leave Morph somewhere and Morph starts to learn that the word “morph” refers to him.

Basically, the word Silver used to avoid giving Morph a name and bonding with the little blob becomes Morph’s actual name because Silver bonds with him anyway. And after the first time “Morph” transforms into “Morphie” Silver just has to stop kidding himself and accept that this is his pet now. But that’s fine, pirates can have pets, and Morph has his practical uses like turning into keys to break out of prison cells and turning into tools to help him repair his cyborg parts, so, yeah… no big deal.

It’s not like he’s going to make a habit of adopting little lost troublemakers or anything, right?

Right?

Exactly.

John Silver: master of not getting attached.

Been a few days since a posted a new piece. Not to keen on the blonde. Didn't really know what to do for her color wise.