I Drew @captainzigo Ponysona/oc Prickly Pear Because I Like The Pony Posts And The Almost Nonsensical

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

Was trying to rate the pumpkin my sister carved but this random cat was in all the shots so I had to get him too.

Makos can you fix my marriage

i could but i don't want to

this is clearly just a clever ploy to get free cat pictures

reply with a picture of your cat so i can make it a cat variant in regretevator

Mae as a villager 🍎

literally gets so greatly implied that they're together to the point that the only way they'd make it more obvious is by having them kiss or something, and then people deny it??? but then they're all over the fluttercord bit?? I've seen people deny sweetie drops and lyra being together in canon when the show LITERALLY shows them proposing to each other and getting married. why are people homophobic towards fictional rainbow magic gay ponies

i saw people doubting appledash as canon. jesus christ that made me so angry. heterosexuals get to see themselves represented in fucking baby onesies, in inanimate objects arbitrarily assigned gender, in everything, but when two gay characters show up and say to the camera “we are legally married and in love” we get think pieces about what that means. go to hell

he's so fluffy looking I am a huge fan of labtob

pretend this isn't LITERALLY the most difficult to read sketch of all time for a second okay I had an idea and I just needed to get it out of my brain

pinkie pie is wrapping around twilight (empress midnight sparkle) from behind while she sits upon her evil throne (not pictured) and they touch noses. the little holes in the bottoms of the bells that are usually hearts are stars like twilight sparkle's cutie mark

EVIL twipie! EMPRESS twilight (midnight?) sparkle and her pet court jester pinkie pie.