Sometimes It Feels Like Everyone Around Me Is Speaking In A Secret Language And I'm The Only One Who

A conversation between Slamaton(Underslam!Mettaton) and Chara

Handsome Undyne

So for the people who are claiming that both Wade and James are lying and just doing it for the money, do you know how fucking difficult it is accuse a superstar like MJ of being pedophile. Hell, even with evidence he was declared innocent because he’s fucking Michael Jackson. The FBI could release a sex tape of MJ and a little boy tomorrow and people would still be defending him and/or denying the evidence. If calling superstars pedophiles and getting loads of cash was that easy than why haven’t other people done it? Why hasn’t anyone accused of Prince being a pedophile? Because the entire estate would sue their ass to their ground and everyone would hate them. They won’t see a fucking penny from them at all. Why? Because Prince didn’t fuck kids, he fucked women a lot of women. You don’t just give millions of dollars to someone out of court for them to shut up especially if you got a fucking crack team of lawyers like MJ did. Not only do we got detailed testimonies from both Wade which based off of their words and body language I do believe them. But there’s also the faxes, videos, them being alone together for a long amount of time, the phone calls. What kind of pop star talks to a little boy on the phone for hours and constantly send them faxes. Why would he spend his time alone with a little boy? If Michael Jackson wasn’t a pedophile and actually just cared about these kids, he would never let these kids sleep in the same bed let alone the same room as them. Someone in MJ’s shoes wouldn’t risk anything being used against them especially if it means they’ll be called a pedo. MJ could be having sex with any men or women he wanted. If I was MJ in the 80′s, I would be bringing home and fucking super models and celebrities every single fucking night instead of hanging out with little kids.

I really wish y'all wait till you actually read the epilogue rather than ranting about leaks, untranslated pages, and shitty translations before complaining. Stop basing your opinions on BNHA solely through leaks. You want to complain about MHA's ending? Fine, go ahead, but do so after you actually read it. I swear to Fuck, it feels like half of y'all don't even read the Manga and just base your opinion off what others say online.

Delta Rune first impressions.

Alright, So I finished the first chapter of Delta Rune and while the game is good, I feel like it's a step down from Undertale.

The new characters do not feel as endearing as the old ones and I think that's because of the changes in combat. Instead of foes and bosses being front and centre, they're instead further back due the drastic change in style. Essentially the change in "Camera" due to the new combat style puts The characters out of focus. Even though Delta Rune's combat system has more depth, Undertale's simple yet unique style feels like it helps to add liveliness to those you fight.

Along with the combat, certain new characters felt too samey as the old ones or not as interesting. Lancer is basically a fusion between Sans and Papyrus. I literally thought he was supposed to Sans when I first saw him. Only new character I actually like is Suzie.

Now unto the story or rather backstory. The story lighteners and darkeners feels like a cliche story about the the balance between good and evil and that only the three chosen ones can save the day. Now compare that to Undertale's backstory: humans and monsters fight, humans win and decide to lock up the monsters in the underground, long time later a human falls down into it. Even though they both have this fairytale feel, Undertale's feels more natural.

All in all, Undertale gave me a better first impression than Delta Rune though my opinion may change when the entire game comes out

Ahsoka: We're not killing any of those men

Rex: Alright, and what about Maul?

Ahsoka: ...shit, I didn't think this through

I drew this in like 5 minutes pi/10

Deltarune theory -Noelle killed Dess and Asgore took the blame

Based off of evidence gathered primarily from chapter 2′s pacifist and snowgrave route, this theory states that Noelle accidentally froze Dess to death and Asgore was fired from the force because of it. Throughout each mention of Dess, it is always in past tense. While it is possible that she might of moved away, we are given indication or mention of Dess’s current situation. It is instead through Berdly’s anecdote about how Noelle broke down after being asked to spell December do we learn of Dess’s fate. We already know that Dess is short for December from earlier when we spelt it out with Noelle. Furthermore, we know it can’t be from stress. While Noelle is presented as an anxious individual, she was still able reach the finals and December is not a particularly hard word to spell. Nor can it be due to simply missing Dess in the same way that Kris does with Asriel. Based off of Noelle’s and Birdie’s age as children in the flashback along with the assumption that Dess is around Asriel’s age than Dess should of still been present in her life. So ruling those out and based off the intensity of Noelle’s reaction, Dess must of died sometime before the spelling bee. As to the cause of Dess’s death, I do not believe that Asgore was in anyway directly responsible for it, accident or not. Rudy still holds Asgore in good regards nor is he in prison. Considering that Noelle’s mother is mayor (who we’ll call Carol here) as seen through the similiarities between our various characters mention the two, then if Asgore was directly responsible for Dess’s death than he’ll likely be in prison. So no, Asgore has nothing to do with Dess’s death. It was Noelle who was the one who killed Dess due to stress triggering her ice magic. When we check out the frozen aisle section at Sans’s grocery store, we learn that Noelle would often stare blankly into the frozen aisle section. Then, if you play the Snowgrave route, the several instances in which Noelle uses her ice magic on a strong scale such as with the puzzles, the shopkeeper and finally Berdly, it always triggers due to some sort of stress and involves her blacking out during it. While we know that magic isn’t as prevalent among monsters as it is Undertale, we know it still has to exist in some manner due to Catti mentioning how she was doing research on occult stuff and magic at the diner. Noelle’s magic in the light world likely isn’t as strong as it is in the Dark World but it still would of been enough to kill someone especially during winter. Noelle likely killed Dess when a stressful situation triggered her ice magic. The exact cause is difficult to assume. However, based of Dess’s desire to leave for the big city and how their mother can be hard, I believe that Dess tried running away and Noelle ended up tagging along. The two quickly became lost during which the fear and stress that Noelle would of been experiencing triggered her ice magic and blacking out. Carol, not knowing where her daughters are and with an unexpected snowstorm, orders Chief Asgore to send a search party for them only to instead find Dess’s body and Noelle unconscious in the snow. Carol, blaming Asgore for failing to find Dess in time, forces the Police to remove him leading to a rookie Undyne to suddenly being given the position of Chief. Asgore also blaming himself would end up cutting ties with Rudy unable to confront him due to his guilt and is likely one of the factors which lead to his and Toriel’s divorce. Noelle meanwhile would of have no recollection of the event instead believing everyone else that Dess froze to death thus also developing a trigger for extreme cold. So in short, Noelle accidentally killed her sister with ice magic and Asgore instead takes the blame for failing to find them in time.

So you want to become a Canadian, Eh?

Now that Trump is your President, many of you are thinking about moving to Canada. Well I say welcome abroad (http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/index.asp), but first there are some things you need to know first before you become a Canadian Citizen.

1) you must be over eighteen years old

2) You must be able to both speak and write in either French or English

3) Have lived in Canada as a permanent Resident for the 4 out of 6 years before you apply

4) be physically present in Canada for 183 days or more during each of those four years.

5) filled your taxes for at least four years since the past six years as well as pay any income tax that you might owe.

6) Apply for citizenship within Canada.

You may not become a citizen if you have an inadequate knowledge in either French or English, nor can you become one if are or have recently been in Prison. Additionally, for anyone under the age of eighteen, your legal guardian(s) must apply for you and they have to be either a Canadian citizen or applying to become one themselves. However, if you are a minor, you do not need to meet the residency requirements. Finally, if you are or have been part of the Canadian Armed Forces, you may be eligible for a fast-track application process.

Note: all of the above info was gathered from here http://settlement.org/ontario/immigration-citizenship/citizenship/apply-for-canadian-citizenship/how-do-i-apply-for-canadian-citizenship/

Now the first step to becoming a Canadian is that you need to be a Permanent Resident. A Permanent Resident is someone who has been given permanent Residence Status by the Canadian government. http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/newcomers/about-pr.asp

Additionally, the website: “Move to Canada -15 miles http://15miles.info/move-to-canada/“ can help you see your chances of becoming a permanent resident. If you have an advanced degree, 2 or more years of professional experience, and $12,000 ($9000 USD) or more in savings, you can probably immigrate to Canada within a year. If you want a more detailed answer, take their quiz and see how good your chances are.

Now the final step to become a Canadian citizen is the Citizenship Test: a written and oral test where you’ll be asked about

           the rights, freedoms and responsibilities of Canadian citizens,

           Canada’s democracy and ways to take part in Canadian society,

           Canadian political and military history (including the political system, monarchy and branches of government),

           Canadian social and cultural history and symbols, and

           Canadian physical and political geography.        

Additionally, this test will also be used to see if you have adequate knowledge in either English or French. For more info on the citizenship test see here  http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/citizenship/cit-test.asp

So to answer the question you may all be wondering, no you can’t just move to Canada because you dislike Trump. You need to actually be prepared and have a plan if you want to live in Canada.

I understand that many of you are scared, myself included since we rely heavily on trading with the US, and that you may be wanting to move to Canada, but remember this.

Trump isn’t the first, nor will he be the last. There have always been idiotic and terrible leaders throughout every nation in history. Yet despite this, many nations are still standing. Why? Because their citizens never gave up. They still believed in their country, it’s people and wished it to be the best it can be, and they fought or still are fighting for that dream.

If you are afraid of living in America either due to your sexuality, religion or ethnicity, etc, and wish to move somewhere safer, I totally understand. And you want to become a Canadian, I welcome you open arms, but I beg of you. Do not give into nihilism and abandon your country. Discrimination has and always existed. It may not always be obvious at times, but every country has its xenophobes of various degrees. Canada is no exception as shocking as that might be.

So keep on fighting for what you believe in. Even if the entire nation is telling you to move, you must stand firm like a tree and say “no, you move”.

Remember Trump isn’t America. Nor are the republicans, Hilary, the Democrats, Obama or any other politician or political party. You are America, just as we are Canada.

You are the heart and soul of America. And if you truly believe in your country, you will make damn sure that both are as bright and vibrant as they can be.