Jason: *goes To The Family Dinner

do you think i'll get into heaven?

levi: how do i make a date more romantic?

erwin: try being more mysterious.

[later that day]

hange: where are we going?

levi: none of your fucking business.

this is how it goes for each game right-

Roy: Do you want to know how I actually spend my free time?

Ed: Yes.

Roy: I hoola hoop. I attend a class for both fitness and fun.

Ed: Oh my god.

Roy: I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Ed: Why are you telling me this?

Roy: Because no one would ever believe you.

Ed: You sick son of a bitch.

Devotion.

I. Bicker

II. Accident

"Why can't you be careful?" "Stop doing that again." "Hey, are you listening?"

III. Luck

"Be careful."

"You too."

IV. Worry

"Be safe, alright?"

"I can take care of myself."

V. See you "Devote your heart."

VI. Farewell

from this one FDGHD i dont think chilchuck would call zumi a bitch i do not believe in it!!!!!!! so instead he's swearing in a language she probs doesn't know ASKSKS

i could fix him

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

@apokoshit

Same Energy

buddy brothers