Veterans

Erwin: what’s a thot?

Hange: it’s just a thoughtful person!

*later at the dinner table*

Levi: here’s the salt, erwin

Erwin: thanks levi, you’re such a thot!

Levi: *spits out tea*

Hange: *hysterical laughter*

Guys I am just going to dissect myself after biology tomorrow

(Biology please be nice)

Quarantine made me bored so I decided to play Persona 3 Portable. Immediately got addicted to it.

princeton-plainsboro teaching hospital's newest hires (circa 1995)

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

Dick: favorite horror movie?

Stephanie: it

Jason: saw

Duke: annabelle

Tim: high school musical. After watching i spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and i'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

a modern fma au where the kids are always quoting stupid vines and mustang is in a perpetual state of confusion 

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say, pt... 3?

- you! you and whatever it is you’re holding are staying on THAT side of the room where there’s no one you can kill

- Tasting the analyte is strictly forbidden as it may contain toxic components. - line from laboratory manual

- professor, with an ominous tone: your graduate thesis committee will consist of five people, and not all of them are… good people

- *to lab instructor* so hypothetically, if someone were to spill a large amount of iodine onto… something, and this is hypothetical, then how would you hypothetically remove it? this is, of course, hypothetical

- my most effective method of qualitative analysis is called Guessing

- student: this isn’t dissolving, i think i’m going to try aqua regia   three separate people simultaneously, from different parts of the room: NO!!!!!!

- i think the person who wrote down the colors of these solutions was colorblind

- lab technician: how are you using up so much ethanol, it’s like you’re drinking it or something   students: *nervous glances*

- you’re sharing your workspace with him? …do you have life insurance?

- student: so how close do you think Professor […] is to reporting us to a psych evaluation team?

- professor: so let’s say you want to make a thermonuclear bomb. no, nuclear bombs are for idiots. now, thermonuclear bombs…

Like every tv show I’m obsessed with, SNK also had to go through my personal rite of passage and be crossed over with Fullmetal Alchemist.

I don’t know what to say about this. I laughed for 20 minutes at Mike.