Love It When Bands Have A Self-titled That Has One (1) (☝️) Colour That Names It As The Colour Instead

finding out that roger waters and david gilmour played donkey kong in their spare time during the production of The Final Cut is genuinely the funniest thing ive read abt. to me thats like finding out usher is a jjk fan

King Crimson - The Noise: Live at Fréjus

no amount of "haha concept album gilmour waters feud 😂😂" will ever amount to the level of ironic hilarity this will ever have

im sorry but beatlemaniacs are literally way funnier than floydians on every conceivable level, and im saying this as someone whos current obssession is Pink Floyd

predicting pink floyd discourse in 2030:

roger waters is still alive (people are mad he hasn't been assassinated yet)

nick mason carries out his plans of recreating the band with ai, causing both controversy over the ai usage itself and over how nick so deeply wants it to be 1969 again that he'll create pink floyd homoculi to live the glory days again

franka releases her book

franka doesn't release her book

every few years a newer part of the fandom finds out about the charlie gilmour stuff and tries to cancel him again

r/pinkfloyd starts banning people for using the 🗿 emoji again

someone finds a bunch of photos of rick from the 80s making out with younger men. the only discourse that happens from this is people trying not to call him gay

500 more syd barrett documentaries

pink floyd biopic gets announced and then swiftly cancelled by either david or roger because of 1 minute detail

just looped midwest princess 5 times over while studying at the library what is happening to me

dave mustaine was BORN to be a gay man doing drag shows and sipping iced coffee whoever corrupted him down this path will fucking PAY

dimebag darrell mugshot

heartbreaking: that pretty milf with a strat you saw was actually yngwie malmsteen

pink in his hotel room after finding out his wife cheated on him and almost killing a groupie

tell me a fact about the band Pink Floyd

Pink Floyd is one of the 13 Floyds of the rainbow, created by the wizard Andrew Floyd Merlin in the time before Eld. The Pink Floyd exerts a calming influence with tinges of darkness and psychedelic experience. It is calmer than Red Floyd, but not so peaceful as the Orange or Yellow Floyds.

Beware the Black Floyd which can open portals to other realms at the cost of the listener's sanity. Should it ever fall into the hands of the Gizzard King or his loyal squamous wizard, we will be doomed.