You Should Be Honoured to Sit Beside Me And Watch Livsies.

I work part time at a grocery store in the produce department. I hate it. It’s stinky. (Literally cleaning up garbage and rotting fruits and vegetables all day)

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

God help me.

“What if I told you I’m a mastermind?”

What if I told you that I’m in your house?

RIP Luke Castellan, he would’ve loved Newsies.

"My child is fine"

No, they aren't. They are singing and dancing around in the living room, pretending to be a newsboy striking.

“I just hang around till someone says let’s go…”

“And then?”

“I go…”

I LOVE MOUTHPIECE GUYS

Kid’s swinging

If there's one thing about Jack Kelly—the man will fight some laundry just before having a romantic conversation with a pretty woman on a rooftop.

I NEED TO SEE IT!!!

the illinoise obc is soooooooo

CALVIN AND HOBBES MENTIONED

GUYS IM WATCHING THE NEW PENGUIN EPISODE FOR BEN COOK AND NOW HIS NAME IS CALVIN AND MY FUCKED UP BRAIN REALIZED HE COULD SO EASILY PLAY A GROWN UP CALVIN FROM CALVIN AND HOBBES

If this is some April fools bs I’m gonna lose it.

yo wait we up as fuck rn??????