Crunchie Morris?

I think I speak for all of us when I say “I love slutty men.”

WHEN MY FAVS COLAB

Is that-

Is that 1992 Jack Kelly working at a newspaper stand in a REAL My Little Pony episode?! (S5 Ep16 Made in Manehattan)

According to the transcript his name is "Fine Print". God Jack, how many nicknames are we up to now?!

His cutiemark is a newsie cap! (rip cowboy Kelly) and says : "Yeah, not a good time right now. Heh. What am I saying? It's never a good time!"

Not very seize the day of you Jack!

Do with this info what you will, but just remember Newsie Jack Kelly is cannon in My Little Pony.

Me: SO THE WORLD SAYS NO

*punches a hole in the wall*

Me: WELL THE KIDS DO TOO

*breaks the table*

Banner: Carried

Day: Seized

New York: Kinged

Brooklyn: Here

Poor guys head: Spinning

Fe: Santaed

It’s an addiction

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

God help me.

HE’S SO SWEATY AND I WANT TO LICK HIM.

FERAL FOR BEN COOK IN GEE OFFICER KRUPKE!!!

Clock that

these art donaldson challenger girls will never know mike faist the way theatre kids knew mike faist

“What if I told you I’m a mastermind?”

What if I told you that I’m in your house?

"My child is fine"

No, they aren't. They are singing and dancing around in the living room, pretending to be a newsboy striking.