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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

let me take you out for dinner so i can fuck you xoxo

if i had a nickel for every time someone propositioned me via askbox i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

once again handing this one over to the audience:

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should i fuck the anon (part 2: electric boogaloo)

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The new Tumblr meme was a spherical whale, or whorb, and I and other Pokémon fans were being bullied because we said it was just Wailmer.

🥄Spoon Stop! 🥄

Take a spoon or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a spoon

reblog for good luck 🌈🍀 oil on wood, 3x3 inches.

why am i always so oddly defensive about my university’s ranking. not with ivy leagues or whatever but just in the country i feel like we should be number one. sometimes i google the rankings to look at them despondently and i kind of think to myself that we can probably beat university of toronto or something (we cannot)

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i like to think i have a healthy fear of ducks