Has Anyone Picked This Up Yet?

my current pet peeve is I keep seeing people portraying Michelle Jones as this cool, savvy, confident character. what world do y'all live in??? that dork is a mess. she keeps accidentally insulting her crush because she can’t deal with feelings and panics every time he so much as smiles at her. she literally follows him around and sketches pictures of him in her notebook when he’s not aware of it. I swear to God the girl watched Hey Arnold, saw Helga’s method of ‘dealing’ with her crush, and took notes.

like, if Peter’s plan had succeeded? If he had given MJ a gorgeous black dahlia necklace on top of the Eiffel Tower? she would have developed a debilitating fever before he had a chance to go in for a kiss. she 100% once coerced Ned into helping her hack into Peter’s medical records so she could calculate his star chart instead of just like, asking Peter if he knew what time he was born during a normal conversation. after she found out he was a Leo sun/ Aires moon/ Aires rising, and she realized she wasn’t horrified by that combination, she literally went to her therapist and begged her to walk her through why this wasn’t killing her crush on him. One time Peter got really passionate during a debate in class and afterwards MJ had to go lay down in the nurses office for a few minutes because she was so into that side of him and it freaked her out. On her birthday one year Peter got her some very specific niche candy that’s hard to find and doodled a few hearts in her card and she thought about it for weeks afterward. She probably unironically listens to Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me” and sadly stalks through his instagram after she sees his lab parter Gwen flirting with him one time.

she’s 16!! she’s awkward!! Peter’s not the only one freaking out about their relationship! lol

Sally Field playing matchmaker for Adam Rippon and her son, Sam Greisman. Greisman shared a portion of a text exchange between him and his mom that appears to reveal his crush on the Olympic figure skater. As Greisman mused about how he would even ask Rippon out, Field texted her son, “Sam… he’s insanely pretty. Find a way.”

this is so fuckinh funny

you want me to be yours (well then you gotta be mine)

by baseline

Peter had completely expected everyone to fawn over MJ, because let’s be honest, he does it himself on a daily basis. What he hadn’t expected, however, was for her to kiss him and then for everyone to come up and give him the shovel talk. On her behalf. When they weren’t even dating for real.

“How is this my life?” he moans at the ceiling, shoving his face into his pillow before the ceiling can do something stupid like respond.

(or, 5 times they pretended + 1 time they didn't.)

I’m about to go through and read everything under Peter Parker field trip to stark industries tag so haha wish me luck

Alexa? Play Lose Yourself By Eminem by losingmymindtonight

“Oh, gosh, I’m so sorry, Mister Stark. I thought that maybe the kids were playing a prank. I’m Rebecca Ascot from Midtown School of Science and Technology. You’re listed as Peter Parker’s secondary emergency contact, and he asked us to call you instead of his aunt, since she’s on shift.”

He stood abruptly, carefully slipping around Morgan’s newest Lego skyscraper and heading down the hall, to the guest room they’d appropriated as Pepper’s office. “Is he alright?”

“He is, but I do need someone to come pick him up. See, we’re having a blood drive, for the Red Cross, and-”

Tony didn’t even try to hide his laughter. “He tried to donate, and he passed out, didn’t he?”

“Uh, yes. How did you-”

“This happens a lot, actually.”

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Or, 5 Times Peter Passes Out Because Of Needles.

Guilty by reason of self defence (this is my second post of this prompt as hoping someone will pick it up)

Regina Mills is finally back home in America after serving 10 yrs in a high security prison in Mexico. She was paroled on good behaviour. Her crime? Having her husband murdered in a “botched up hi jack” whilst vacationing in Mexico. The hi jacker - Sidney Glass - turned her in after he was caught and told just how many years he’d be serving for his crime and so he cut a deal after he realised she never really did love him. So Regina goes to trial and pleads guilty by reason of self defence - she claims that it was an arranged marriage to a man old enough to be her father, and in which she had been tormented to 8 years of marital rape and severe beatings. She’d finally had enough when nobody would believe her so she took matters in her own hands and orchestrated this ho jacking when a planned business trip to Mexico came up. The Mexican courts were not sympathetic to her reasoning and gave her 30 yrs in a high security Mexican prison.

So now she is back in America, and makes her home in a new town where nobody knows her - Storybrooke, Maine. She’s looking for a quiet life away from the press and prying eyes.

After just a couple of days of settling into her new home, she finally braves the grocery store and whilst waiting in a queue to buy her things, the person behind (Dr Whale, perhaps?) her recognises her and starts hurling accusations at her. Emma, the off duty sheriff, is in store doing her own shopping with her son Henry. She hears the commotion and goes to investigate. She recognises Regina and comes to the rescue and stands up for Regina. She then waits for Regina to pay for her things and escorts her to her car in case she has more trouble with Whale or anybody else. She even offers to follow Regina home just in case. Regina is hesitant but then accepts after she sees Whale exiting the store and eyeing her. It turns out that Regina lives in the same apartment building as Emma and Henry. They become friends and Regina slowly let’s her walls down and confides in Emma. Emma has her built in lie detector and knows Regina is telling the truth when she tells Emma that she did what she did in self defence. That Leo had once beaten her so badly, she was left incapacitated for days and locked in a room with just bread and water. She knew one day he’d kill her so she decided to kill him first. So they start out as friends and then more…SQ happy ending.

I take a rare quiet moment, and I reflect upon the day ahead.

Coming Home by

inkinmyheartandonthepage

AU – Peter Stark was kidnapped when he was just three years old. Tony and Pepper never stopped looking for their boy. Years later, Peter finds his way back home.

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Panda by

spymaster

Sam had always shipped her two friends, Kara and Lena. Frustrated with the gay idiots, she planned to make a road trip to bring them together. Unknowingly, during the trips, old feelings came up and the result was surprising.

The Only Cat Who Knows Where It’s At by Traincat

“Miles, y’know, it’s sweet of you to keeping checking in on me, it really is,” he said, “but it’s really not necessary –”

He stopped, halfway done rolling off the couch, his jaw hanging open. It wasn’t Miles framed in the window but a small child – a little boy of about seven or eight years old, with messy brown hair and a smattering of freckles across his nose and cheeks.

“Who’s Miles?” the kid had the audacity to ask.

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Three generations of Hardys show up at Peter's window.