Five Crouching Down To Speak To Vanya In Season 2 Remains One Of The Funniest Things To Me.

Is it weird a part of me is hoping the sparrow academy are just the guys from the hillywood parody?

OKAY THAT IS GENIUS AND ALSO HILARIOUS

Would you be interested in (girlboss) Harold Jenkins appearing in Season 3?

im gonna be totally real with you. i crack a lot of jokes here on butchvanya dot tumblr dot edu but im serious about this one. i ABSOLUTELY want (girlboss) harold jenkins to appear in season three because i think it would be very funny. i want to see vanya kill him again. like yeah yeah he didn’t do All That Hogwash in this timeline and ‘boohoo don’t kill someone for a crime they didn’t commit’ but consider: im a lesbian and i would like to see it. season two neglected a Key Aspect of vanya’s character which is that deep down she’s fucking furious all the time. she is so so angry and i would like to see it used for productive purposes, i.e. killing her abusive ex a second time just because she can. we were ROBBED of vanya jumping on reginald’s back like a spider monkey and tearing him limb from limb in a light supper and i would like to see leonard PISSbody get destroyed a second time to make up for it. 

there’s no way to know if he has the same relationship with the sparrow academy as he did with the umbrella academy but. i do not care. i want vanya to see him from across the street and run over and drop kick him before she even has one (1) rational thought. i want him to have no idea who she is. i want his last thought to be wondering why and how a tiny lesbian he’s never seen before in his life is telekinetically throwing him into traffic. i want this all to be played for comedy. i want it to add absolutely nothing to the plot. i want it to be an isolated scene that is never once revisited in the rest of the season. i want all the siblings to watch approvingly. 

so yes to answer your question: i would be very interested

reginald: even if, god forbid, i raised children, i would raise them with MANNERS

also reginald: kids! it’s 4pm!time for your emotional manipulation!

 Feeling cute. Might start an apocalypse (or two) later, idk.  

warmup sketch of klaus 

hargreeves gender headcanons

luther

cis and doesn’t really get the whole gender thing, but hes supportive

diego

honestly, im conflicted but im going to tentatively say cis

has definitely thought about his gender in depth before, especially after like all his siblings started coming out as trans (so around the age of 15 right until he was 22)

but, eventually, he knows that he’s, without a doubt, a dude

allison

nb

pronouns are she/they

will steal clothes and makeup and just like. anything and everything from klaus

feels a disconnect from womanhood, but also a connection? its complicated

once they tried to explain their gender to luther and he really didn’t understand anything but he was like ‘i have no idea what that means but i support you and youre still my best friend : )’ and allison is like. yeah okay good enough

will call themself a woman, and is fine with with other trans people calling them a woman but no one else

wlw and nblm

is open about her gender and doesnt really make a big deal about it, but the first time she called herself trans or nonbinary there were so many articles published about it and everytime someone interviewed her they asked her about it and she just -_-

klaus

nb

pronouns are he/him

will steal clothes and makeup and just like. anything and everything from allison

honestly doesn’t feel particularly connected to womanhood or manhood or any specific label, he’s just vibing

nblm and nblw

five

age twelve he told everyone he was a boy and then proceeded to completely ignore anyone who slipped up

came out at the same time as vanya

they were pretty much the same size so grace swapped his and vanya’s wardrobes

really he only knew people could be trans because vanya came up to him and was like ‘i think im a girl?’ and he was like ‘you can do that?’ and shes like ‘i think so?’ and hes like ‘oh. me too then’(but abt being a boy) and then he proceeded to find as many books on the subject as he could and shared them with her

grace had actually given him a name but he decided he likes five better

ben

well. five and vanya came out and ben immediately started reading everything he could find about trans stuff and while reading he was like. huh that sounds like me.

so, two and a half weeks after five and vanya come out ben is like ‘okay me too.’

he decided on the name ben for himself

vanya

she kind of always hated being referred to as a boy. like she hated it so much, it was one of the few things that could actually elicit a strong emotion out of her and for the longest time she has no idea why

then one day, someone refers to her as a girl and shes like !!!! holy shit!! im a girl!!

a few years later, after holding onto this and mulling it over, she approaches five bc hes her best friend obviously

they read so many books about being trans and gender and shit and shes a little @_@ but! shes having fun and five is using the right pronouns for her and its the most comfortable shes ever felt

she told five that she wanted to come out, but was really nervous about it and he offered to come out with her (he was kind of already waiting for her to be ready for that anyway but she doesnt know that)

unlike ben, she did not want to change her name! she really likes the way vanya sounds and its very much her name

tag any of this as ship and i will eviscerate you ❤ they are siblings and they love each other siblingly

(he got 7 of them)

"Lila joins him when he breaks out, but can she be trusted?"

I don't like the sound of that...

We've already been betrayed by Leonard...

We don't need to be betrayed by Lila too...

Klaus saying No 🤚 to drugs in 2.03