Explosive Mistletoe 🧨🎄

like lookin' in a funhouse mirror

of all the people, I hoped it'd be you to come and free me, take me away to show me my home where I was born where I belong

you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

Kaaaat look what you’re doing to me!! Literally all month all I can think about is them finally getting together, and I’m so shit at character analysis I don’t even know how it could go. So— I cheated and made them kiss. It’s such a cheat code when I realize that I can just make two characters who haven’t gotten together in a fic do whatever I want. Hope you love it!

Asdfghjk if I'm the cause of all of this I am absolutely not going to complain. This is so gorgeous.

•I want to feel you•

my piece for the TOA zine ^__^ !!

one of my favorite shows ever, and so happy to be able to contribute to a project celebrating the series !! <3

i can’t stop thinking about them with this

It’s all over but the crying ☢️

I feel VERY normal about how he waited for the perfect moment to come charging out at her from the shadows all sexy like a bat out of hell so he could effortlessly steal control of the gun and use it to pin her against the wall seductively.

I feel EXTREMELY normal about how they struggle for control of the knife but it’s futile because he’s just too strong and instead of stabbing her with intent to kill (which he could do in a heartbeat and with absolute ease) he only wounds her to calm her tf down so he can be intimate.

(DOES NOT PAY RENT IN MY HEAD ⬇️⬇️⬇️)

I feel ACHINGLY normal about how they are not equal in power at all, it only seems that way because he’s barely even trying here (he could have killed her outright in two seconds flat if he really wanted to) because he’s in love with her and would rather have her and that’s why she ultimately succeeds in burning him alive in the cellar, slitting his throat, and crushing him into tiny hamburger bits in the grinder.

Because he didn’t kill her way back when he had the chance because he’s been in love and obsessed with her for forty plus years. 😩

He could’ve tried harder in their final fight in Ends too but he was more concerned with giving them matching scars. 

Lovers’ Scars. 😩

(Getting her fingers sliced off by the garbage disposal probably would have killed her eventually but if he really meant business then he could have just sliced her throat or something quick like that but instead this lovebird chose to stand behind her erotically and give couple scars and that just gave her the chance to get an upper hand on him like..)

She really is more powerful than him, after all…