Me Finding Out My Mutual Is One Inch Taller Than Me

"cant believe youd make this about your current interest" i will make the birds in the sky and the grass in the fields about my thing. for free. i will look at gods ineffable creation with a mind filled with images and thoughts of my guys.

I've been here the whole time.

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

We slaying with the literal interpretation with this one 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥💯🔥💯🔥💯🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

hey girl hru. me? nothing much. but uh hey. girl your oozing girl… no girl like green. not glowing- oozing. yea no. I won’t tell anyone I just wanted to let you know in case you need to pack that alien shit up. yea girl thanks sorry about that

Videos that remind me of reinochi for some reason

BEHOLD my newest creation:

The EVIL trans flag

This is a flag for people who are

Evil trans

GO MY VILLAINOUS TRANS FOLKS! SPREAD CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION IN YOUR PATH! RUN RUN BE FREE AND FERAL! EAT THE FLESH OF THE CIS

I honestly just saw "follow me" mentioned, and followed you

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

that is a pretty good tusk

Great Tusk

Hey Guardian can you be my dad?

Guardian: “Very well.”

This art done by: https://mandymiriana.tumblr.com/post/651351793390043136/everyones-favorite-pink-fairy-some-doodles-of-a