Reblog If This Is U Rn #real

How the HEC did I get thirteen followers?

...what is this, Cult of the Lamb?

Did you know that macrovolutes can extrude hands from all of their limbs at will? Wow! Nature is truly amazing!

Pushing the button will cause you to almost always have perfect health.

Here's how it works: When you develop something that you consciously consider a health problem, the next time you sleep you will wake up next to your body. It is now dead. In a maximum of two hours a new body will form around you that is just how the previous one would have been without the problem. If you were sick, no longer sick. If you lost an arm, it's back. If you were born with one arm but want two, you have two now. If you decided that human bodies (or just yours) have a flawed design and have ideas for how it could be improved, you have the improvements. Yes, this can be things about your mind that you want to change. Etc. You can figure this out I think. Of course, you will need to do something about the corpses. And each time this happens, you look just slightly more uncanny.

Huh. Neat

Link to see what your morality is! Here's mine lmao

@puppycuddler @iceslushii @someguyiguess @vanoss-and-crew @vanoss-luigi @squirsquirrel @pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

Well I don't know that much about him, but he made a few videos that are called "Dipper's guide to the unexplained" which I thought you might like.

have you ever met dipper pines?

Who?

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

unreliable narrator but it's just an aromantic writing romance

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap: