I Am HERE TO LOUDLY AND PROUDLY ANNOUNCE THAT I AM HEREBY IN LOVE WITH MILES CHEN AS A CHARACTER IN GIRL

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

Humans are unstoppable...Until they aren’t.

I’m not the most eloquent writer, but I’ve had this idea kicking around for a while and figured I’d put it out into the universe.

A lot of the basis for the “humans are space orcs” stuff is the idea that we’re pretty durable compared to many species, yeah? When it comes to physical trauma, we can bounce back from most things that don’t kill us outright, especially given the benefit of hypothetical space-age technology, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug when it comes to functioning under stress. 

But that doesn’t make us unkillable, and even though we can survive debilitating injuries and not die from shock, it doesn’t mean it’s fun. Dying of shock sucks, but at least it’s probably quick.

So - Imagine a ship, adrift in space, slowly being drawn into a star or something. In order to save the ship, someone has to repair the hyper-quantum-relay-majig on the hull or in the engine or whatever. Bit of a problem though- there’s a ton of deadly, deadly radiation (Wrath of Khan style) or poisonous fumes or, I dunno, electrical current, between the crew and the repair. Like, enough to kill most species instantly, so the crew is just like, ‘welp, guess we’ll die then’. But then.

BUT THEN

They ask the human. Because everyone’s heard the stories - you’re basically unkillable, right? Could you survive long enough in there to fix it? And their human goes real quiet for a second, but still says ‘Yeah, I could fix it’. And the rest of the crew is like, ‘Whaaaaaa, it won’t kill you?’ and the human repeats “I can fix it” (which isn’t an answer, but no one catches that, not yet at least), so they send ‘em in. And the human fixes it, they come back, the ship flies to safety, and the crew is thrilled to survive. If the human is a little quiet, well, they’re entitled after pulling off a miracle. Everyone else is just excited to get to the nearest station’s bar to tell their very own human story, cuz, ‘those crazy humans, amiright?’.

The good mood keeps up until the human is late for their next shift. At first it’s just faint unease, but- but they earned a bit of a lie-in, right? No reason to begrudge them some extra rest, even if it is a little weird for them to oversleep. They’ll be fine. Humans are always fine. 

(Right?)

(…Wrong.)

- What is… help. Help!-

- ake up! You have t-

- been days. You need sleep, you-

- nother transfusion. We could-

- out of sedatives!-

A week later, the crew finally reaches the station. They stumble into the bar, haggard and haunted. And over the next months and years a new rumor about humans starts to make its way through space. A rumor unlike any before.

‘Be careful with your humans’ it whispers. ‘Their strength is not always a blessing. Be sure they don’t do something they can’t come back from, because when a human dies… they die slowly.’

tHqts aA sHAME. D: IM glAD I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO GIFT YOU SOME FANART!!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!!

@yumekuimono

(How Long Will You) Stay, Art!!!

To assure Tony that he is, in fact, here again, he begins to tell stupid jokes, cause, honestly, what is more Bucky than stupid jokes after a fight?

Right in the goddamn feel.

Someone please help me find this post, I really need it on my dash permanently

@nikescaret that idea was originally caused by this. Loki will forever be the source of my angst

Sorry for the crappy photo, but I don't have steady hands and can't take a proper photo. This is the airport scene with the hat!! This is for @milkcandie and her fic Sugar Stardust. A bakery AU in which Katsuki Bakugou has to move to the less succesful branch of Creme de la Crème, the bakery in which he is employed at. Then he meets Izuku Midoriya something, otherwise known as Deku. But are there minds fully on baking? Read it to find out! I fully recommend it. Thanks for writing it milkcandie!

THIS BOY IS SIX FOOT SEVEN WHAT THE LORD ALMIGHTY

MAI BOI GOT ME BACK

how’d he DO THAT

For some reason the thought of-

•Midousuji AGGRESSIVELY blowing bubbles at Imaizumi

•Midosuji

- came into my mind recently.