I’ve Had A Realization And I’m Sure It’s Been Done Before But-

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here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

this is so sad, soundwave play wilhelm scream (10 hours) (bass boosted)

I am an ambiguously aged florist and god is a 37 year old dentist with trauma

reblog if you’re a SHARK APOLOGIST

this is what we call “propganda.” bernie sanders suspends his campaign AKA he wont spend money advertising himself anymore (bc he wants to help with the pandemic) but he’s still in the race. news sources JUMP on the fact that he’s stopped campaigning to tell everyone “WHOOPS he dropped out! better go vote biden! no other option bc bernie dropped out of the race :/” when he fucking didnt!

Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.

sound on you won’t regret it