It’d Been One Weird Morning For Jaune Arc, He Woke Up In An Empty Dorm, Which Was Rare Enough. And

Aww yes. Those ‘Rose Rebound Queen’ instincts kicking in...

Ruby: stay away from my man!

Jaune: your man?

Ruby:(blushing) NONONONO I MEANT MY FRIEND. STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIEND

Seems like the best way to put it.

Jaune is a pushover and a support-main.

He’s a Service Switch Himbo.

The guy is just happy to be there.

Jaune is whatever his partner wants him to be,

If they want him to be a top he's a top

If they want him to be a bottom he's a bottom

He'll put their needs before his own

Shout out to my friend @knightfallcravin for getting their art posted on the RWBY subreddit. Legit mage me smile! ❤️💙💜💛

Be nice to Hachishaku-sama, she’s not as tall but she can run as fast as a van.

Lady Alcina probably can’t do that...

Hachishakusama (8 feet tall demon woman): That's a big mommy~

RE8 Vampire lady (over 9 feet tall): That's a bigger mommy~

We could return to Argus? It’s separate, but still has Atlas-tier defense.

Whitley said the carriers are going to transport the civilians in the crater to safety but like where is safety whitley??? Where are you sending them??? Explain, child.

OH DAMN!

Someone else remembers this story!

Really wish SleepinEyes didn’t vanish...

I don’t OT3 often but the thought Pyrrha, Jaune, and Yang intrigues me.

Blake: It’ll just be one Jaune, don’t believe that stuff.

Jaune: Sorry! Sorry. Just double checking.

*Cut to 10 months later, our recently married couple looking down at their three faunus children.*

Jaune: Sooo...

Blake: Hmm?

Jaune: ...You lied to me... We have a litter Blake.

Blake: Huh? *Eyes widen* Wait. No, Jaune this isn’t normal.

Jaune: It’s not like I’d ever mind, I always wanted at least a few, you don’t always have to keep secrets Blake.

Blake: Jaune, I’m an only child! So are Sun and Ilia and most of the other faunus we know! This is a fluke!

Jaune: *Hiding a smirk, poorly*

Reese, Neo, Cinder, Winter, and Blake telling Jaune they’re pregnant while Jaune is in the middle of doing sit-ups upside on a tree branch.

reese: im pregnant:

jaune: falls*

....

neo:

jaune: *stop*... oh.

....

cinder: im pregnant.

jaune: hi pregnant im jaune

....

blake: im pregnant:

jaune: wait with one or a litter

....

winter: im pregnant

jaune: what!?*falls on his ass*

That’s probably accurate and its a great thing. But I just keep getting distracted by how weird the modeling for Emerald’s hair looks from this angle.

Purple is the colour combination of Red and Blue, and from what we’ve seen from Ren’s semblance red petals are anger and blue petals are sadness

Guilt is like a mix of that. Sadness about the hurt caused, and anger/frustration at yourself for what you did

Eventually Jaune and Ren have to work together to make the Remnant version of Soylent, just a milkshake with as much nutrients in it as they can sneak in.

Both girls get a 2-3 inch growth spurt within a few weeks of semi-healthy nutrition, unfortunately it’s too late to get much more than that in height.

Neo and Nora get along cause nothing taste better on pancakes then Icecream.

Some friendships are built on mutual understanding and care. And some friendships are built on breakfast foods.

Dumb of them to assume they just used one.

The gang’s playing a drinking game where they ask questions and they all rate their answers by how crazy are. One of the questions were “the weirdest place I had sex before” and Yang thought her and Blake had that in the bag. They once did it in a changing booth at a mall.

.....keyword, she thought, because Pyrrha told them that she and Jaune once had sex in RWBY’s dorm when the team were in JNPR’s dorm for a sleepover. They snuck away during it and quickly did it before coming back.

What made this worse was that they refused to tell them which bed they used.