#she Said With A Huge Smile On Her Face

Yang: Jaune, your whole family is kinda badass.

Jaune: Ha ha. Yeah, I like to think so.

Yang: And I’m a badass...

Jaune: Well, yeah. That was never in question.

Yang: So I’m gonna be in your family!

Jaune: You’re gonna- Yang that’s not how that works.

Mama Arc: *From the other room* It’s how I ended up here!

Headcanon. Yang likes stories so she'll jaune tell her stories about his great grandfather and other arc stories

This whole AU is amazing.

And I have a weird feeling that if/when the Belladonna’s knew where Blake was Kali would be pushing like hell for some kind of Marriage Agreement, and if Jaune won’t sign it Kali knows Mama Arc might.

councilman arc au) jaune starts a navy, mainly cause the newer sail ships are far more efficiant than the air ships and bull heads currently used for trade and a navy is needed to protect the supply lines. for some reason all of his new officers are female. that's kinda weird but he's not gonna question it. most of the jobs right now are just general logistics and getting everything set in motion. meanwhile ironwood tries to figure out what the "political mastermind" councilor arc is up to.

James Ironwood had a problem.

He had a problem with Vale, specifically with its now sole councilman. He did not count Ozpin, since Beacon’s headmaster rarely attended hearings and was, essentially, acting as a councilman in name only.

Jaune Arc was an unknown to the general. His family was known, sure, but the young man did not appear on any radar prior to his meteoric rise into the most powerful position in the kingdom.

That was not to mention the incredible amount of stuff the young man did in his short time as councilman. Corruption went down to historic lows, faunus rights were enforced, healthcare got better, taxes were lowered...the living standard in all of vale went up by quite a margin, a calculation that ensured the kingdom as a whole to become richer.

In the eyes of the general, this young man was a political mastermind. Which made it all the more difficult to discern his true motives. What was he up to? For what did he intend to use his office?

Simply put: How did his master plan look like?

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Jaune had no idea what he was doing, only that he did it right.

Well, to say he had no idea was a bit of a stretch, maybe. True, he intended to make things better for the average citizen; true, he wanted corruption gone and to give Jacques Schnee the middle finger...

But did that mean that he had to have a plan for everything?

Well, no. Especially not in the matter right now.

“Wattra Ion, codename “Iowa”, at your service, councilman!”

Before him stood an oddly perky, and quite beautiful, young captain of the new Valean fleet. Jaune had decided that Vale should not over-rely on the Atlesian military and had begun construction of a Valean fleet, solely equipped to handle and exterminate Grimm.

On the high seas, that is, not in the air. Yes, air ships were valuable, but harder to replace and maintain than sea ships. Besides, trade by sea was becoming increasingly valuable, especially since Jaune intended to hash out a trade agreement with Menagerie, another move that infuriated racists everywhere and  ensure faunus support.

Hence a collection of new navy captains right before him.

Only a problem, well, two. First one was, all of these captains were inexplicably female, for whatever reason. How come no guy was able to make it through the aptitude test? Complacency?

Well, the other problem was more important, as it practically jumped into the councilman’s eyes.

“What’s up with your uniform?” It twas certainly not the standard uniform of the Valean navy, that was for sure. Nope, it was more revealing.

“Oh, this?” Iowa twirled around with a grin, stars twinkling in her eyes. “I customized it. You like?”

“I mean, um...” Now how could he say this delicately? ”Don’t you think it could distract others?“

The captain grinned at him for it. “Maybe I want it to be. Maybe...” She leaned in closer, giving hi a good eyeful of cleavage.

“I got my eye on a certain someone.”

With a wink, she retreated and filed back in the line of hopeful young ship captains.

Jaune already had a headache.

(Surprise, surprise! I dared to do it! FUCKING SUE ME! no please don’t)

Shout out to my friend @knightfallcravin for getting their art posted on the RWBY subreddit. Legit mage me smile! ❤️💙💜💛

Neon: *Clinging to Jaune’s side* I’m either plotting to kiss you or plotting to make your dick harder!

Blake: Wait that’s wrong!

Jaune: *Flustered knight sounds*

jaune: cats are either plotting to kill youbor plotting to make your day harder

blake: hes not wrong

Apparently according to The Grimm Campaign (I haven't watched it yet) Qrow is exactly that, he’s a well known, celebrity Huntsman.

I’ve seen a few people on here justify people not recognizing him on sight by comparing him to Tony Hawk, you know the name but not the face, or you don’t recognize him unless he’s doing Hunter stuff.

Glynda should have equivalent levels of fame, even if she’d realistically be known more for being Deputy Headmistress of Beacon.

Other than that, it’d have to be filed under ‘when would they talk about that’ like @pugsanity brought up. Like, how often do you just talk about famous people with the people you hang out or live with?

I find it weird that there aren't any celebrities in RWBY.

Sure, Pyrrha was a known fighter but only Weiss knew about her because she cares about upper class/talented people.

Where are all the famous singers and writers? Surely someone wrote Blake's favorite books.And why don't more people document Grimm species? The only memorable book that talks in detail about that is the one about the apathy, and that was just a farm log record.

There should be tons of famous authors that are/were famous hunters, yet we have no records of their specific adventures.

And what about music bands? You're telling me there aren't any huntsmen/singer idol groups out there? Team SSSN would make a great boyband!

Its like anyone that's influential/important is either a criminal, in the military, or a politician, and any form of artistry is relegated to "common" people and not talked about.

Would the Huntresses name the dog ‘Happy’?

Puppy

Joanna:  What is that?

Fiona (holding a puppy): He followed me home!

May: Did it?

Fiona (mumbling): I followed him.

Robyn: You were lost weren’t you?

Fiona: The Signs Confused Me!

May: Wait a minute, that’s a Sheepdog

Fiona: No, no, nonononononono, don’t you start-

Joanna:  Awwwwwwwwww!  He herded you home!

Fiona: Shutup!

Robyn: Well in that case, I think we can make room, its good to have someone who can find you when you get lost.

Fiona: WHEN!?

Is Weiss suggesting Willow has a separate bed just for sex?

How would each member of RWBY react to finding Jaune in bed with their mom?

Summer

Ruby: hi jaune! Hi mom! mom!? Wait… *gasp*

Willow

Weiss: MOM! JAUNE! YOU TWO ARE DOING IT!? AND IN THE BED YOU SLEEP IN MOM!?

Kali

Blake: ugh mom why do you always sleep with my blonde friends?

Raven

Yang: mom! Do you have a thing for hot blondes or something?!

Jaune spent all night playing and re-playing the RE8 demo, getting hyped up for tall vampire ladies. What does the sleep-deprived dolt do when the first person he sees in the morning is Elm?

Jaune: AAH TALL VAMPIRE MILF!

Elm: excuse me..

Jaune: sorry i just. Been playing this demo

Elm: oooh... so are you into tall women?

Jaune: um

~Beacon Cafeteria~

Nora: Jaune-Jaune! Do the thing!

Jaune: What? Oh, you mean- *Crushes an apple in his hand* that?

Blake: *Moves to JNPR’s side of the table*

Blake: Choke me Daddy!

Adam: Blake I’m not going to choke you, what the fuck.

Blake: A real man would of.

Both, but also neither.

If you’re born an Arc, or if you’re adopted by an Arc, or if you marry an Arc, Salem’s your grandma now.

Generation doesn't matter, Adrian, Saphron, Terra, the Arc parents, Salem is ‘Grandma’.

Some say she’s been a part of the Arc family since before Crocea Mors was forged, some say she forged it herself...

In councilman arc, is Salem jaune’s grandma on his mother’s side or his father’s?

I...don’t actually care to determine that, honestly.