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THE LAMENTS OF TARTAGLIA

major (?) spoilers gn reader the thoughts of your boyfriend, a self-proclaimed “kind of bad guy”

DA MI BASIA MILLE

Being your boyfriend has plenty of perks. He enjoys his fair share of hugs and affection; he teases you every now and then just to see you flustered and nervous. He thinks you’re the cutest thing.

You’re lovely and good, and Childe is… not.

He is someone who’s done terrible things; his hands are stained with blood and his face drawn with a smile that can crumple into a sneer within seconds. He is a villain to everyone because as far as they know, he wishes to be stronger and better for his own personal gain.

So, yes, he is used to playing a villain, but he never wants to become a villain to you. He’d given his humanity to Tsarista, allowing her to hone him into a weapon of destruction, into a pawn. But he’d given you his heart, his very being. 

As a Harbinger, Childe is forced to set aside his distaste for deceit; he becomes something monstrous, something terrible, something inhuman. Yet he’d gladly become someone’s nightmare if it meant your happiness. 

For every kiss you give him, all the more stars and planets he’d tie on strings just for you to wear as jewelry.

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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happy international women’s day, 2025

help me please

Watching a mitski fan upset the mcr side of twitter and proceed to go down the mcr pipeline in the past 3 days has been the funniest thing that wwwy24 directly caused

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least