You'll Never Know Unless You Try, Dipper. If It Doesn't Work, You Could Always Try Hiding Your Tape Recorders

would you smooch a triangle

Yes, if it was Pyramid Steve, and just on his forehead. Pyramid Steve is adorable. Aside from that, no. I will stick to kissing my husband.

I will never understand Berdly hate. "He's cringe!" "He's rude!" "He looks down on people!" Ohh, okay. So when you were a child, you were absolutely perfect and polite and respectful to everyone all the time.

He really is just a kid. He's a kid, and he's confused. And that's the adults' fault for stroking his ego after ONE SPELLING BEE until he was obsessed with trying to impress people (adults that will praise him especially). He doesn't understand that it's okay to not be right all the time, because in his mind, right=praise and wrong=being ignored.

And it's not like he's rude intentionally. He has difficulty understanding why people don't like him, because "I'm smart, all the adults like me". That's why he thought he had a crush on Noelle, since she was the only person that was kind to him. Again why that focus shifted to Susie when she was nice to him.

With Noelle, when he ignored her throughout the game, it wasn't maliciously. He assumed that, since she's "his equal", she would have the same thought processes as him. Essentially thinking they were at the "finishing each other's sentences" friendship level. To him, he was just saying what she was thinking; he didn't know he was ignoring her.

As for him being cringe, I would like to reiterate that HE'S A KID. A kid who's trying to figure himself out. He uses gamer talk because he has difficulty making friends, so he probably spends most of his time on a computer. He has trouble talking to people because his world view is split between "people like me when I do smart things" and whatever the games he plays are teaching him. Playing dating simulators has him convinced that anyone who tries to interact with him has a crush on him (as we see in chapter two, when Kris tries to interact with Berdly after fighting Q5U4EX7YY2E9N and he tells Kris to go since he's already interested in Susie, implying that he thinks Kris liked him in that way).

All this to say, the Berdly hate is ridiculous. I didn't mean to ramble on that long, but I agree with you. He's just a kid who's confused and an absolute dork. And that's okay! He's one of my favorite characters because of it.

A friend of mine blessed me with this rhyme they made after seeing Berdly hate for the first time (they are also obsessed with him), "He is cringe, but he is free! He's just a kid, so leave him be!"

what do you think of berdly deltarune?

I don’t understand why people hate him so much. So what if he comes off as a little cringy? That’s the point! He’s supposed to be a bit annoying and nerdy. I mean, he’s just a kid, after all. He’s not going to be the most emotionally intelligent of the bunch. In fact, he can be very selfish sometimes, but that doesn’t mean that he’s a bad character, it just means that he’s flawed.

He’s extremely loyal to Queen, even when she doesn’t appreciate him in the same way she appreciates Noelle.

He tries to help Noelle during the Snowgrave Route because he thinks Kris is hurting her.

All of his actions are, in his eyes, for his, Noelle’s, Kris’, and Susie’s own good.

Overall, I think Berdly is just misunderstood by others and confused by Queen. But at the end of the day, he genuinely does want to be a good person.

Also my friend got really obsessed with him when the game came out so that was funny

Do you have any kids besides @daughter-of-the-author ?

More specifically, are you a motherfucker?

I can't say for certain how many children I have. @daughter-of-the-author is technically not "my" child, since she belongs to an alternate version of myself.

No matter how many potential children I have, I can say with certainty that I have never been asked to pay child support.

oh my gosh I love the color green. whoever greened you did amazing

An alternate version of Bill Cipher. Equally infuriating as the one from my universe, except this one has a ribbon or something.

Also, if you love the color green, I would suggest visiting Dimension 73. The cheese is green there.

This is beautiful.

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.

Just admit it, Stanley. You were smoking with the Pope to celebrate and caused him to have a heart attack.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

I'm not saying it was while we were on the Stan'O'War. I'm saying that you would now know how to get there easily.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

*puts you in a blender*

How did you even manage to put me in a blender? Nevermind. Why am I in a blender?

Never thought I needed to know what I would look like as a twink.

@pickledoesthetumbling

"I... What did I do...?"

DO THIS BUT URSELF IF YOU WANT!!

Here.

@the-real-fastestthingalive (mwah)

@therealstanfordpines @mistamysterystan @oriondrawsstuff @mirigen-ly @mimorobo @krysoslov