Mabel Is Going Through An "evil Cute Phase", As She Called It. She's Walking Around Playing FUKOUNA GIRL

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!

Should I stay in my toxic, unhealthy relationship? Here's a picture of my bf for reference

I was originally going to say, "Absolutely not, you should never stay in a toxic relationship!" But if your boyfriend is that beautiful princess with a disorder, then don't leave him. Ever.

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

So, a while back, around 1940, Caryn Romanoff and Filbrick Pines met and fell in love. They got married and decided to live in Glass Shards, New Jersey. After they had their first child, Sherman Pines, they had two twin boys. They named the first one Stanford. That was me. And that is how I chose my username.

@the-real-fastestthingalive @dipper-m-pines @the-real-sonic-exe

Hey! Tag Game!

I'm gonna try to start one of these lmao

Reblog with the story behind your username

In Breath of the Wild, Urbosa calls Zelda her little bird, I modified it and stole it basically. sometimes I am also Birb because it's just funny

@itsa-thing @i-love-zelda-16 @fithesworddweller @alientheoristemmy @lizzable @astoria-nyx-moon @amayis-bigtower @loaboo @preposterousray @stargazin-on-mars @rav3nz3r0 @crims0nr0s3 @clowncore09 anybody else that feels like sharing ig

I mean no offense, but do you ever wash your hair at all? Naturally, this information would change nothing for you.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

No matter who wins, we need art of these two kissing. Then art of the winner with Stan and the runner-up with Doofenshmirtz.

Ford: This trip to the Vatican City has been quite fruitful, though still no sign of the Ionza. I wonder if more written accounts exist that I’ve missed? Overall, an enjoyable trip!

Stanley, wearing the papal tiara and holding an empty bag of weed: WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Spot the difference (impossible)

I love your Stones big ol eyes

The better to see the Doctor with!

We lost Frederick today. He was a 7-year-old bearded dragon. The power had gone out, and normally, he would have been fine without his heat lamps. However, he was sick and had what looked to be a tumor. He passed before we found out what was wrong with him.

I miss you already, Freddy.

EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

My friend Shadow has a crocheted turtle, and he needs a name for it! Whatever names are suggested, I will put into a poll and the most voted one will be the turtle's name!