Cultural Genocide Isn't Real. Unlike The Ongoing Sin Of Sloth That Is The Putrid Panda Race. They Deserve

How come the Pope gets to pray to named angels while the Catholic proletariat have to accept whatever angel comes their way? Break the chains: Redistribute the name brand prayers!

When a company changes ownership, the old CEO should be publicly executed for their weakness in leadership to let this happen. Ensuring only the strong are rich.

This post is officially based and feudalpilled.

I like how this image implies that even the boss knows it's BS

Someone should make an alternative to Ground news where instead of left-right it's just most liked by high versus low IQ.

I've recently started jogging to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretending the CIA is after me

All asexuality exists on a spectrum: On one end is Jaiden Animations and on the other is Alastor

Whenever a random person is murdered, it's always "Loving parent with XYZ hobbies" but how come you never mention loving parents with hobbies on the news until they're murdered? Nobody cares unless you die!

The adjuster x female reader is the greatest thing to happen to straight fanfiction ships since KPOP

There should be simulated feuds in modern nobility: Each noble gets one paintball and if they break it on another noble then that noble is taken out of their lineage. This way only the STRONG will survive! Modern nobility has gone SOFT!

Shoutout to president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for not erasing his Mountain Dew heritage despite the overwhelming cultural hegemony of Brando. Just as Barack Hussein Obama was mocked for his foreign sounding middle name, Dwayne maintained a loyalty to Brando despite a ancestry of Mountain Dew loyalists.