In My Opinion "minor" Is The N Word For Children And Teenagers.

Just a post without tags to my 11 subscribers, at least 2 of which are porn bots. You da real ones.

Why can't I have a guard eagle? Just a bird that follows me like a drone and swoops in whenever I tell it to attack. That is my dream pet.

Whenever a random person is murdered, it's always "Loving parent with XYZ hobbies" but how come you never mention loving parents with hobbies on the news until they're murdered? Nobody cares unless you die!

Petition to start saying Steve Minecraft just like Sans Undertale.

"I'm not going to say X - which is why I will IMPLY it"

- All right wing talk show hosts

The TikTok ban: I guess capitalism is building a wall to keep people from moving to socialism. How'd that work out when it was the other way around?

Just a reminder that the United Healthcare stock didn't crash and therefore the CEO's large paycheck was feudalistic theft.

Imagine if Supernatural was Islamic

Sam: "We might be dealing with - Mohammed"

Dean: "You mean like the prophet Mohammed? THE Mohammed?"

Shoutout to president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for not erasing his Mountain Dew heritage despite the overwhelming cultural hegemony of Brando. Just as Barack Hussein Obama was mocked for his foreign sounding middle name, Dwayne maintained a loyalty to Brando despite a ancestry of Mountain Dew loyalists.

"Did the Holocaust really happen to unorthodox Jews?"

-Ben Shapiro probably