I Bet A Consequence Of This Shooting Will Be Employers Taking Their Employees Guns When They Work. What

Bold of you to assume those against universal healthcare know other countries exist

The only unrealistic part of idiocracy was that when someone was detected as the smartest person in the world they were immediately given a position of power by someone else in power.

Everyone criticizes RWBY for having the characters not believe in magic even with semblances. But how would YOU feel if someone showed you a new type of electricity that had never been discovered before? That would be pretty shocking.

What I would like to see in a short story or something: A world where luck actually does even out. So hot-streaks are real and the random outcomes that haven't happens actually are more likely. I think that would be so interesting.

Specifying the day of the week and time in hours.

> Very unspecific

> Vague as all hell

Specifying the milliseconds since the Linux epoch

> Very specific

> Based and binary pilled

Shoutout to all my boomers that still use iGod. The OG chatbot.

We need slang for a powerful person facing retribution from a commoner.

Guillotined?

Luigied?

Come on I'm trying here!

Why can't I have a guard eagle? Just a bird that follows me like a drone and swoops in whenever I tell it to attack. That is my dream pet.

Just a reminder that the United Healthcare stock didn't crash and therefore the CEO's large paycheck was feudalistic theft.

Who would punch a innocent Charlie Chaplin cosplayer?!