Hello? Mitski-Themed Dog Fighting Ring? Yes, I’d Like To Place A Bet….. ON A WINNING DOG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH

Got 5 pages of my essay written in one hour god is real

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

literally me

I’m tired of not being able to do anything without immediately having to sleep for 8 hours.

Now we must teach them commerce

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

i was drinking coffee and someone asked me a question and i answered but i forgot i had coffee in my mouth and it all fell out helnp me

my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals

I reblong him because I love fat cocaine pigeon stacks

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future



water isn’t wet water is wat and wetter is wet

my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time